Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20101012

imageRemember, before you do the Excel happy dance, make sure that all the birth dates are entered correctly, to avoid any embarrassing international incidents.

  • The cute finance dude is teaching me new spreadsheet formulas. Excel has never been this fun.
  • Yes … you can zoom in and out in Excel. Some people know absolutely nothing about every day tools they use #incredible
  • Creating a spreadsheet is tedious work.
  • Due to yet another excel problem, found I am $13k better than I thought (less owed on mortgage) – sort of happy dance?
  • surprisingly there’s something therapeutic about balancing numbers on a spreadsheet. lol.
  • Invited ambassadors denied entry to White House event over excel spreadsheet blooper !: In a diplomatic blooper, t… http://bit.ly/dp1lhE
  • I didn’t know people still used 3D pie charts in Excel. But they do. See also: Word Art.
  • Did some work last night (without complaint for once). My son wanted to help so I’ve taught him lots of Excel bad habits. He was thrilled.
  • Right – I’ve got an error of 4 mil in this spreadsheet but can’t see where it’s come from. Solution – look the other way…
  • Simi is doing battle with Microsoft Excel’s Charts and Graphs. From the sound effects from her desk, we think that Excel might be winning…
  • Sure Excel 2010 let’s you have sheets with 150k+ rows, that doesn’t mean it is a good idea or will work.
  • I love Excel math. Because it messes with my fav Boss head. My formulas are always opposite of his, but come to the same number.
  • Had to save coworker’s files to the server today & discovered she was insane. Who uses the word "Spreadsheet" in the name of an Excel file?
  • Excel might be put on this earth purely to drive me insane. I’m in statistics and chart hell. Oh the glamorous life of a manager.
  • Turns out I used the wrong font on 18 charts & had to redo them. Stupid Excel default Calibri font on the axes!
  • Learning to work on pivot tables… a step to excel in excel…
  • I just scheduled out my entire week on an excel worksheet. It involves me attempting to be asleep by 11 every night. Im turning into my dad.
  • I LOVE Excel formulas! Dude, just have a MacDonald’s apple pie, then sit back and just let the formulas flow through your mind.

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