Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20101123

image Yes, those Excel files can keep you up all night, just like your kids do (did?). Maybe some magic and/or dragons would scare them away — the Excel files, not the kids!

  • My spreadsheet records marks for quality, quantity and variety of scones, cream, jam and tea. Part of my quest for the ultimate cream tea.
  • Making a long laborious spreadsheet of all completed dragon orders so that I can find you all more quickly then flipping through folder…
  • I used to say that life is one big Excel spreadsheet, but I was wrong. Life is in fact one big disputed invoice.
  • Aha! It wasn’t Excel 97, it was the circular reference the engineer who built this chart programmed
  • So, will #googlerefine help me clean up this excel sheet that I need to load into excel? (bit of charity work so I get to heaven)
  • I curse by boss who has had me stair at an excel sheet all damn day! I swear I don’t knw how I’m gona drive home! :s
  • Trying to explain that a) Microsoft Excel is not a real web browser, and b) I can’t work actual magic.
  • Birthday done and dusted, its now time to turn my attentions to the Christmas Gifts Spreadsheet :S
  • Why do I work with people who believe an Excel spreadsheet is a great place to store text?
  • Apparently Pito Salas invented pivot tables. Scary how much time I spend in Excel. Had to check who to credit – http://bit.ly/d7PrCf
  • Thanksgiving countdown begins-created an excel cooking sched. so stove & oven time accounted for! & yes I need, nay love, the spreadsheet 🙂
  • I have not yet had enough to coffee to manipulate the pivot tables in my Thanksgiving planning Excel spreadsheets.
  • (And when I say database, I really mean Excel spreadsheet. But that’s what I mostly use for databases these days…)
  • Oh golly gee, I’m having such fun manipulating data in Excel using pivot tables. Don’t mind the blood oozing from my eyes, it’s normal.
  • The monstrosity of this Excel spreadsheet is making me feel like an accounting major. #MyHeadHurts. Where is my Snickers flavored coffee?
  • Today I will be breaking open the Xmas present spreadsheet & working on costing it all up. Xmas is too much like a bloody job for my liking!
  • I "went to bed" over two hours ago, yet I’m still working on this pricing spreadsheet. My business is the "child" that keeps me up at night.

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