Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20101124

image Poor Excel is having a bad day – hated by some, accused of basism, and I don’t know as much French as I should, but "je te vomis" doesn’t sound too flattering. Good thing a few people are having fun with their Christmas spreadsheets.

  • My computer just took 23 mins to load an excel doc. And the boss says I have a poor work ethic. Seriously. #todayisshit
  • i love november. it’s when i get to prep a new worksheet in my excel database for finances. 2011, here we come!
  • Obsessing over how to make my excel charts even sexier than they are now
  • Ha! MS Excel just warned me there will be "minor loss of fidelity" when I save this workbook. When do I expect major loss of fidelity?
  • Pivot tables used to be so easy… with the new version of Excel they’re impossible!
  • Working on budget spreadsheets, it’s how I roll. Stupid Office 2011 for Mac, Excel keeps randomly crashing while selecting multiple cells.
  • Busy discovering new Pivot Table features in Excel 2010 — amazing stuff!
  • I hate #Excel so much. It’s not that I can’t sort the data correctly… it’s just I hate staring at spreadsheets. #sigh
  • 4th time already today that #excel is recovering my document
  • really excel? you call vertical bar charts "column" charts?
  • Finally learned how to use pivot tables in Excel. Didn’t realize they were just like GROUP BY in SQL.
  • #Excel, je te vomis.
  • My husband is horrible with spreadsheets. He is insisting that he do our budget spreadsheet & he’s driving me nuts.
  • Early start to deal w/ month-end madness & other stuff dreamed up by fantasists w/ a love affair for excel & powerpoint.
  • Me #Christmas shopping stress ? Heck naw Got an #Excel sheet going with formulas, cond. fmtng(Can’t let that cell go RED)and remindersBooyah
  • auto filters. Or if I’m lucky, at pivot table. I think it may be best if I avoid SUMIF altogether. SUMPRODUCT is right out.
  • I need to make a spreadsheet. I feel all mathematical.
  • you might be a geek if you’re annoyed that a spreadsheet application doesn’t support hexadecimal as a type of ‘number’ – #Excel is basist!

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