Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20101126

image It’s Black Friday in the USA, so nobody is working. Everyone is out shopping for bargains, or staying home to recuperate from Thursday’s enormous Thanksgiving dinner. In the rest of the world, the Excel work goes on, but at least you can see the weekend from here.

  • Actual work done so far today: Opened an excel spreadsheet, glanced at it. uhhh, that’s about it really.
  • I just wanted to export a spreadsheet that didn’t insist on behaving like it was possessed by a demon. #MSOfficemomentofclarity
  • Trying to make a 20,000-row pivot table. I may have killed Excel.
  • Dear Excel, I hate you. You are a bad man. You wiped two hours of work from last night. You make me cry. Sincerely Yours, Chris
  • Yeah. I’m just gonna write something up, wrangle with this damn Excel to make a chart and turn this mess in.
  • I am not even joking. I may not seem like the type, but I love a good excel sheet
  • Gotta love it. Lady comes in to work that sits next to me(I work in IT) and she’s been here oh 5 yrs and she finally gets excel for dummies
  • Just found out one of our work processes involves screenshotting an Excel chart, pasting it into word, printing it and then faxing it
  • Excel, I love you. Just not on the day before vacation.
  • I have totally forgotten EVERYTHING about excel. Potential problem.
  • excel was not made to like :-)) It’s made to be a reminder that being an adult + the obligation to work = suck 🙂
  • This is the greatest/dorkiest thing I’ve ever seen. All the black Friday deals in a sortable Excel pivot table. #URWELCOME
  • Stats are for losers – Coach Morris . . . can I apply this to the Excel charts I’m working on and call it a day?
  • Excel is boring me.. Im bored of Pivot tables and standard deviations ughhh..
  • Okay so merging both heavy class weapons and light class weapons into the same spreadsheet wasn’t as easy as I thought…
  • Aaaaarggghh. I’m going mad typing people’s names in little boxes on a spreadsheet and getting it wrong
  • Fought all evening with Excel Charts. Friggin crap cannot even display unit legend for an axis! Are we counting Euros, Days, Cows or what?!
  • I think that they only keep me around at work because I can lift heavy things and do stuff in Excel. #andmymomownsthecompany

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