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Excel Twitter 20101127

image UK Prime Minister David Cameron recently said, "You cannot capture happiness on a spreadsheet any more than you can bottle it" and that was the inspiration for a few Excel tweets yesterday. Elsewhere in the Excel world, people were finding happiness in merged cells and holiday lists.

  • trying to untangle a spreadsheet. It’s like when you do the same with headphones and make them worse.
  • Most astonishing thing I’ve seen this week: man updating Excel spreadsheet on laptop while walking along train platform in London rush hour.
  • Developed a tool in MS Excel + VB Macros to track performance and prioritize tasks. Also, boss tested it & appreciated! #GTD #WIN
  • allright so I have it in an excel spreadsheet. Now what.
  • Oh, neat. You CAN merge every cell on an Excel spreadsheet into one big cell.
  • OH on black friday: "this was on my excel spreadsheet of things to buy"
  • Apparently, with a little careless clicking, you can hide an entire Excel workbook, thereby nearly causing a cardiac arrest. Funsies!
  • Cameron: ‘You cannot capture happiness on a spreadsheet’. Obviously he’s never succeeded in creating a pivot table.
  • Change Worksheet Gridline Colors to Fit Your Mood
  • love excel when it works. hate it when it doesnt
  • My Christmas wishlist is enough to fill 2 excel spreadsheets!
  • Currently, I am colour-coding the hell out of an excel spreadsheet. SCIENCE!
  • shouldn’t have to be struggling with an excel graph while my christmas tree is going up in the next room. sad.
  • Excel Overdose (Status Mood: left the office at 8pm on Friday)
  • I have FINALLY worked out how to do with an Excel formula what a kludgey piece of VBA code has done for the past five years
  • this iron bowl is too stressful to watch. i am going to work instead. there are fewer illegal procedures in excel.
  • I hope we never upgrade to the new Excel at work. I will be obsolete. I can no longer make pivot tables make sense. No idea how this works.
  • Please stand back. Extrem Excel Magick at work
  • I feel a career change coming on – if only my Excel powers could be used for good instead of evil…

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