Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20101230

image A day in Excel leads to screaming, craps, glitter and forehead smacks. And you think that your family is odd!

  • It’s as if someone looked at the excel spreadsheet and said, "If only I had just one more color to get my point across…"
  • I need to figure out some way to embed a forehead smack in an Excel spreadsheet. It would come in *real handy* for this heuristic review.
  • Filling out an Excel questionnaire with 8 million workbook tabs each requesting a tiny bit of information. WTF question people? #stabby
  • *screaming* I hate excel! Ok I’m done back to work.
  • MS #Excel 2007’s Format as Table feature make me feel so productive and classy when I’m making reports. Woot. #workmode
  • I’m going to start using ‘dreadsheet’ to explain every excel spreadsheet I have to deal with in work. I hate excel.
  • I use excel, the problem I find is that I forget to update it and then I get confused!
  • turns out statistical analysis with #excel isn’t that bad after all…when your #data is #flawed anyway. #HappyGoLucky
  • I cannot fathom how MS keeps making Excel charts worse with each new version. I expect crayons & glitter next.
  • Just published an article that includes VBA code implementing Craps in Excel. Not to worry – no mention of "craps."
  • Dear boss’s boss: if you want me to crunch numbers, i need them in excel, not pdf.
  • Have been working on stupid stats for my dad all day! Takes 1/2 an hour to do one days worth, I have two months worth to put into excel! FML
  • I’ve been staring @ this blank excel spreadsheet titled "budget" for @ least 30 minutes now… *le sigh*
  • Holy cats I actually got #excel to work on the first try! This is an accomplishment of monumental proportions for me. #warrior #awesome
  • Careful lying about Excel. I got caught in that once. They gave me a test. Stupid pivot tables.
  • My family is odd: where else would you need to create and present a PowerPoint or Excel spreadsheet to prove your point in an argument?
  • Wow, I just installed a program on my iPad that was just too ugly to use. A spreadsheet should not feel like Tron.
  • My excel worksheet ain’t making any sense to me LOL.
  • Officer I was not texting! Working on an Excel spreadsheet! Honest!

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