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Excel Twitter 20110105

image The year in Excel is off to a good start, with sex, sword fights and dragon slaying. Those experiencing heart attacks and stolen stuff are probably using obsolete technology.

  • One group of people who freak me out? People who LOVE excel spreadsheets.
  • spreadsheet != table, there is a lot more to a spreadsheet other than visual styling.
  • oh no my dear- I love excel & could not survive without it. But I have the new one & it seems one needs to be trained for it-
  • omg….i think im going to have a heart attack. somehow my excel spreadsheet got messed up
  • So… Excel decides to quit unexpectedly and then make the file unreadable. Great, I’ve just lost a weeks work.
  • 2011 Work Day 1. Definition of eternity: waiting for excel to process a 26MB file linked to a 93MB file…
  • Btw I AM clever. Just not with numbers. I’m really stupid with numbers. But good enough with Excel to compensate for the dyscalculia.
  • Thinking of keeping a log for every time I have sex. Does anybody know if an Excel spreadsheet can handle 12 rows of data?
  • I love veg-related Excel spreadsheets almost as much as veg plot plans on PowerPoint. #allotment
  • Finally called the cops to report all my stolen stuff. The old guy was pretty impressed with my Excel spreadsheet that auto-summed the cost.
  • Analyzing Excel spreadsheets, back to work after vacation. Been thinking about this one all break. #fb
  • Firing up Excel to complete a form at work. This feeling- I felt it with Lotus 1-2-3 and COBOL- I’m working in an obsolete technology!
  • My 18page excel spreadsheet of income by city for 2010 is complete and it is so hot! #hotspreadsheet #excelmastermind
  • Ah, and work re-begins. Seriously… 9 days no laptop, no excel, no ppt. Used a PC once for no more than thirty minutes. Fired up for 11!
  • Today I have successfully slayed the Pivot Table dragon. Excel I OWN YOU!! #fb
  • Staring at a blank Excel document, feeling kinda stupid, singing, "ooooooh Exceeeel, how do I use thee!" #windows7
  • We had this same same argument last year "Excel" this year you will kneel before me in submission *sword swishing sounds* !!!

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