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keepcalmandcarryonmug No matter how bad things get in Excel, remember to keep calm and carry on. Maybe some club music, or a few minutes in the freezing outdoors, would relax you.

  • Made a lot of stupid Excel mistakes last night… They were all blindingly obvious after a full nights sleep. Damn it!
  • Excel just crashed. Lost my whole days work (yes I know I should save it periodically but I didnt). Fed up now.
  • Just made a pretty impressive pivot table. Now sitting for a while feeling terribly smug.
  • My excel spreadsheet looks EXACTLY like the picture in the instructions.
  • It sounds like someone in a nearby cubicle decided to bring a rave to work. Who listens to club music while making excel spreadsheets?
  • i’ve learned if you have an open excel spreadsheet with numbers on it, everyone thinks you’re working, even if you’re not.
  • using an excel spreadsheet for the first time in 6 years #unskilledgraduate
  • i love google for random excel questions… never knew about that "text to column" function before and it just saved me 2hrs of manual work.
  • The SERIES function for chart data is more flexible. than I suspected. Fun to tinker with it this way. #excel #Walkenbach #charts
  • excel makes work so hard when I can’t open the file. I’ll just do something outside in the 30 degree weather instead.
  • It breaks my heart when my pretty presentations are desecrated with Excel charts and graphs. Waaaah!
  • I have put so many V and H lookups in this workbook, I am no longer sure what is being looked up from where. #Excel #SelfFAIL
  • Does anyone kno how to work excel? I can’t seem to stop the words in typing from going into other cells.
  • I really do love starting the day with a well-done Excel chart. #excelninja
  • Dear MS Excel. When I tell you to quit & you have issues, just quit already. Don’t search for a solution to the problem & prolong the agony.
  • Day in the life of an excel spreadsheet: Get woken up. Bore people. Annoy people. Mess up a few formats. Get screamed at. Go back to sleep.
  • I realise I CAN cope with Excel forms if I colour code as well. Thus it becomes "colouring-in time’ and not ‘maths’
  • Struggling with Excel spreadsheet with one eye on my Keep Calm and Carry On poster. Must follow that advice b4 laptop ends up in garden…

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