Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110210

imageNo one told me that if you just kept track of all the feedings, and other baby activities, in a spreadsheet, you could take the baby back, after one week. Oh well, it’s too late now!

  • Predicament: I need help with a pivot table in excel, but I’m too proud to ask any of the smug jerks who might know the answer. #imaleo
  • My kingdom for a poxy spreadsheet! #anythingexceptaflippingPPT
  • Best profile I’ve seen in a while… I’m just a girl, sitting in front of a spreadsheet, asking it for insights.
  • My boss thinks I’m concentrating intensely on this excel spreadsheet but I’m really playing family feud on games.com. #badass
  • My Dad needed Excel help. He was so impressed I knew how to sum cells on two different work sheets onto a third sheet #awww #measure #Excel
  • I see spreadsheets as a way to hold data; I’ve come across some that think that Excel workbook is a canvas in which to attempt colorful art
  • We’ll see how successful I am. I just need to make small spreadsheet thingy. #convincedIcandoitnosweat #probablydelusional
  • Not that I don’t love Excel spreadsheets, mind you. They pretty much make life worth living. (What’s the formula for sarcasm?)
  • Combining array based formulas and the indirect function together in #Excel creates a mutant super-awesome spreadsheet #win
  • In scientific papers, we must avoid fancy 3D #Excel plots. They are distracting and confusing #FOSS #RStats
  • I LOVE math. Excel is just a frustrating system hog that’s got a terrible user interface
  • Spent almost two weeks designing this massive spreadsheet. Actually had a butterfly or two as I started populating it today. Live the dream.
  • I have a significant amount of work to complete.I am spending my time colouring-in cells in Microsoft Excel to make pictures of faces.
  • Hope things are looking up! Is there a light at the end of the excel spreadsheet?
  • The most exhausting task ever is to work on an 8 Excel sheets straight from 9 to 5. Funny that I aint done yet :/
  • yay, I learned a thing about excel today!! yay, literally nobody cares #fml #fwp
  • Spreadsheet tracks feedings, burps, spit-ups, wet and dirty diapers. As well as sleep, awake, & fussy periods. — I take her back in 1 week.
  • I do love PPT.. but, when Excel meets PPT, it means disaster..

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