Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110211

learnhawaiian After reading today’s Excel tweets, you’ll be able to talk to your professional pie charts in Hawaiian. Sorry, the Morse code translator isn’t ready yet.

  • At work just now: *mumble mumble* "Pardon?" "Oh sorry, I was talking to this Excel chart" "Riiiiiight…"
  • Can’t believe how much of an excel geek I am! If I could only work out the formula for life….
  • I’m color-coding rows in a spreadsheet. Even creepier is that I like it.What’s next, cleaning up my desktop? Matching my socks? #gatewaydrug
  • Just created the most complex pie chart that Excel has ever seen, Looks like a bullet wound in the centre of my laptop screen…
  • I can code websites, and I understand calculus and physics, but I can’t get the NOW function to work in Excel.
  • Excel is not behaving today. Why do you give me the option of pretty pivot charts if they only make you freeze?
  • Work is feeling a bit like groundhogday lately. I blame Excel.
  • I have to admit that adjusting existing charts and diagrams was much easier in Excel than it is in Numbers.
  • Quickly create a professional pie-chart in #Microsoft #Excel 20007/2010: http://goo.gl/R90YE
  • So I arrive back at the parent’s place after weeks away, first comment from Mum "glad you’re here, I have a problem with Excel".
  • Todays downtime is to be spent writing a morse code translator in Excel.
  • Brain hurts: just wrote #Excel function with 6 nested IFs, 6 VLOOKUPs, 10 INDEX and MATCHES and 4 dyanmic ranges. Ouch. It works, though!
  • Why on earth I’ve waited this long to convert my #photography #invoice to an #Excel document, I’ll never know.
  • The one who creates an Excel spreadsheet is the only one who knows what’s going on in it. #facts. I’m dealing w/ 8 proofs of this right now!
  • Ok I thought I knew ever function in excel but VLOOKUP is the enemy I can’t get it to work.
  • I just had to reboot for the second time this year. Stupid Excel was the cause both times. #MacLove.
  • you’re not going to get black lung from an excel spreadsheet
  • Triangulation 4: Bob Frankston – Computer pioneer who helped create the first spreadsheet, Bob Frankston, is this we… http://ow.ly/1bgq0G
  • Hawaiian word of the day: kela (kay-lah) = Excelling, exceeding, projecting beyond, reaching high above; to excel. #H50

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