Excel Twitter 20110211

learnhawaiian After reading today’s Excel tweets, you’ll be able to talk to your professional pie charts in Hawaiian. Sorry, the Morse code translator isn’t ready yet.

  • At work just now: *mumble mumble* "Pardon?" "Oh sorry, I was talking to this Excel chart" "Riiiiiight…"
  • Can’t believe how much of an excel geek I am! If I could only work out the formula for life….
  • I’m color-coding rows in a spreadsheet. Even creepier is that I like it.What’s next, cleaning up my desktop? Matching my socks? #gatewaydrug
  • Just created the most complex pie chart that Excel has ever seen, Looks like a bullet wound in the centre of my laptop screen…
  • I can code websites, and I understand calculus and physics, but I can’t get the NOW function to work in Excel.
  • Excel is not behaving today. Why do you give me the option of pretty pivot charts if they only make you freeze?
  • Work is feeling a bit like groundhogday lately. I blame Excel.
  • I have to admit that adjusting existing charts and diagrams was much easier in Excel than it is in Numbers.
  • Quickly create a professional pie-chart in #Microsoft #Excel 20007/2010: http://goo.gl/R90YE
  • So I arrive back at the parent’s place after weeks away, first comment from Mum "glad you’re here, I have a problem with Excel".
  • Todays downtime is to be spent writing a morse code translator in Excel.
  • Brain hurts: just wrote #Excel function with 6 nested IFs, 6 VLOOKUPs, 10 INDEX and MATCHES and 4 dyanmic ranges. Ouch. It works, though!
  • Why on earth I’ve waited this long to convert my #photography #invoice to an #Excel document, I’ll never know.
  • The one who creates an Excel spreadsheet is the only one who knows what’s going on in it. #facts. I’m dealing w/ 8 proofs of this right now!
  • Ok I thought I knew ever function in excel but VLOOKUP is the enemy I can’t get it to work.
  • I just had to reboot for the second time this year. Stupid Excel was the cause both times. #MacLove.
  • you’re not going to get black lung from an excel spreadsheet
  • Triangulation 4: Bob Frankston – Computer pioneer who helped create the first spreadsheet, Bob Frankston, is this we… http://ow.ly/1bgq0G
  • Hawaiian word of the day: kela (kay-lah) = Excelling, exceeding, projecting beyond, reaching high above; to excel. #H50

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