Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110224

ByDebra Dalgleish

 image Lots of Excel charting problems in yesterday’s tweets. Maybe a day on the ski slopes would help!

  • There aren’t many jobs where you have a spreadsheet that says things like ‘I made a unicorn’, and ‘Giraffes can’t dance’. #Ihaveastrangejob
  • I have just discovered Pivot tables in Excel. This day is comparable to the day I discovered mail merge.
  • Shout out to the fella behind me: I know you’re peeping my tweeting activities. *opens an Excel spreadsheet*
  • Spending whole day driveling over if spreadsheet cells should be red, yellow, or green. Mindless speculation.
  • Guess what I get to do today? It’s a pivot table! Dammit! Why?! April 16, I’m setting excel on fire. It’s settled.
  • Grinding my teeth over this stupid Excel thing… now my teeth hurt…
  • #excel sucks! It auto converts some of my gene symbols to dates and I can’t format them back…grrr
  • Negotiating my way down a choppy red ski slope is much more fun than negotiating a diabolical excel sheet. #FML
  • If you are applying for a job as a comp bio professor its probably not a good idea to use excel to make graphs & pie charts. #rstats
  • Sometimes the lack of creativity with charts/graphs in Excel is maddening. And by sometimes I mean always.
  • And the sighing.. Hair pulling drama has begun..(Over some spreadsheet) its not even 9am yet!
  • Mad I just wasted a good thirty minutes on Excel because I didn’t know the difference btwn a bar graph and a column chart.
  • I’m bring a party hat made out of an Excel spreadsheet.
  • My husband required the skills of the Excel Goddess. And she obliged. #Excel=pathtoenlightenment
  • As a CS major, I used to make fun of ppl taking classes for Excel, but I’ve spent last 3 hrs trying to make a chart. Wish I’d taken a class.
  • A couple more pivot tables and you’ll need to marry that Excel file. #WhiteCollarSmackdown
  • Sometimes instead of fixing others mistakes it’s just easier to start from the beginning yourself. #Excel
  • One Excel model built. Six to go. Is it time to go home yet? :s

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