Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110226

calculator Does your boss know how to use Excel? Or does your boss prefer a whiteboard and calculator?

  • Been working on a massive spreadsheet for about 4 hours now…while on flu meds. Might need someone to look over this when I’m done.
  • Once again managed to demostrate my abilities by showing big boss how to freeze and unfreeze panes in Excel 🙂
  • My boss just admitted to me he’s addicted to Microsoft Excel.. Haha, Excel grocery lists and all.
  • All the world’s raw data,And all the men and women merely pivot-tablers…William Spreadsheetspeare, "As you Excel it"
  • My PhD is in making Excel charts, more or less.
  • cos it couldnt have a pivot table! I’m a only a little bit of an excel geek,honest! (My old boss used to say I had a crush on it!)
  • Today I wrote policy and made a spreadsheet to track in-kind donations. Nonprofit work is just so sexy sometimes.
  • Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! F’n Excel! Ohh how I hate you! Sure wish I had ur older sister…Power Pivot! #pipedreams
  • i love excel and all but not when i already have a headache and had to do the same worksheet twice…..;( #notfun
  • See? an Excel spreadsheet makes a great alternative to a database… #wordsthatcanstartawar #WordsThatCanStartAGeekWar
  • I’m also probably better on Microsoft Excel than him. Who needs to do duets with Rihanna + Nicki Minaj. I’m a Star of the Spreadsheet
  • You know life is changing when u get excited about your #microsoft #excel doc with a vlookup table!! #nerdshavemorefun
  • Watching my boss use Excel http://imgur.com/NSn4w
  • Hey, Excel. Your "auto recover" spitting out a blank workbook without my data isn’t very helpful. I can’t work like this!
  • Staring blankly at an excel spreadsheet like I will mon-fri for the rest of my life.
  • I’m the excel master right now. So many pivot tables, so many formulas. All while the dulcet tones of Little River Band dance in my head
  • Its working! Why does excel mess up one day and work perfectly the next day? Does a night’s sleep matter? #excel #walkenbach
  • Took a pic of my boss’ whiteboard list w/ my #iPhone, emailed it to myself, & used it to update an excel spreadsheet. #ilovetechnology

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