Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110304

ByDebra Dalgleish

image If you work on your Excel spreadsheets while driving, you probably won’t need to worry about a pension. Insert your own "crashing Excel" joke here.

  • I just used a pension calculator. My God thats a depressing spreadsheet.
  • Office challenge: How would you improve this #Excel spreadsheet | TechRepublic http://dlvr.it/J587y
  • It would help if I made sure that a timeline with dates from 12/29 to 3/17 were not all in 2011 #excel #duh
  • New work laptop. Thing is so fast I need a seatbelt. Bring on the Excel formulas!
  • EXCEL: "Done! Ohhh, you have another 1.2M cell spreadsheet open, let me recalculate that too. My pleasure." – WINDOWS7: "Shush again, user!"
  • Is there a charity where I can donate all my unused Sheet2 and Sheet3? #excel
  • Did I just sync 340MB of Excel spreadsheets to my phone so that I can work while driving? Yes. Yes I did. #productivityoversafety
  • A user called with a problem with a spreadsheet. They were trying to open up an Excel file in Word. I love my job.
  • In this issue of "Kelly Gets Bogged Down in the Details: Excel Spreadsheet Edition," we explore the abyss that is pivot tables.
  • The biggest ever Excel macro project is almost done. 14 code modules, takes around 6 minutes to run making ~4100 calculations for 36 charts!
  • There is a colour war on my Excel spreadsheet. Green is by far in the lead but it’s making me think of, well, sick.
  • I just solved an Excel problem that’s been plaguing me for years. I AM AN EXCEL NINJA!!!
  • last few days – being trained in the ways of the pivot table by an excel jedi. ‘let the reports flow through your fingers, young padawan’.
  • So far this week I have been told I am ‘A Star’ twice; once for creating a folder, and once for inserting a column in an Excel spreadsheet.
  • Would love to know how #Excel can get -0.00, is zero negative!? Grr! Now I just need to reconcile some mismatches
  • There’s something always fulfilling, finally finishing w/finicky spreadsheets. 312 spreadsheets down to one massive pivot table.
  • Dear Microsoft Excel, if I wasn’t so consistant with saving my work I would probably be more angry, but please STOP CRASHING. Thank you.
  • Similarly, I was given a "Top Marks" sticker just for showing someone how to make a pivot table in Excel last month. I AM 30, ffs.
  • I love excel. It makes me look like I can do maths when in reality I suspect I have number dyslexia at times if there’s such a thing
  • At work and staring at an excel sheet full of timelines. Will definitely need that drink. Or three.

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