Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110316

image Watching the Sharks probably affects your blood pressure, so keep track in Excel, and report the results to your doctor.

  • i’m succeeding in my mission to do as little work as possible today. its almost 11am and i haven’t finished a single excel sheet yet.
  • I’m having way too much fun playing with charts in Excel. It’s for work, I swear!
  • Dang, I wish I was watching the Sharks game right now instead of looking at stupid excel spreadsheets.
  • I really, really love using MS Excel. I wish I know more "tricks" than merging cells and coloring them. XD
  • Waiting for Excel. Massive vlookup is slow. Gonna be a while. #excel #haiku
  • dude, that’s what I love about you. You are the only person I know w/ a favorite excel function. That’s awesomeness.
  • I find it a shame that some of my finest work is in spreadsheet form and no-one wants to see it. Ah well.
  • We’re not sure what the "look out" & "on alert" excel spreadsheet means.
  • Someone just sent me their CV as an excel spread sheet. In the name of all that is holy tell me stupid is not contagious…
  • The doctor loved my blood pressure Excel charts. I’m such an engineer.
  • $1 to anyone who can tell me how to disable that stupid edge-double-click-jump-to-end-of-column "feature" in Excel. Also I hate Excel.
  • I hate Excel -.- dealing with 2007 for work, too many stupid things about it!
  • Trying to plan my birthday party. Yeah, I made an excel spreadsheet and everything.
  • Today I love the person responsible fr creating #Microsoft #Excel 😀 Work simplied 🙂
  • I seem to have lost my way and fallen into Excel Spreadsheet hell! CTRL + A and Delete ?
  • You know, I still think "ribbons" are stupid, but I like New Excel. (Which has apparently been out for 4 yrs, but I’ve had it for 3 months.)
  • Just put together an Excel Spreadsheet in a moving vehicle. Thank you, Verizon Wireless, for having my back in times of crisis. #BeastMode

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