Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110317

image Save your Excel work as you go along — that should reduce the amount of crying, even when you’re helping the boss.

  • No matter what Microsoft critics have to say, Excel has got to be open of the greatest software applications ever written. #microsoft #excel
  • Fine then, Excel. I will use a pivot table, but let’s get this clear; I won’t like it.
  • Hour’s work lost on Excel. When will I ever learn to save as I go along. 🙁
  • Sometimes you just need to start the day with"busy work". Just to give your brain (and nerves) a breather. Yes excel worksheet I mean you.
  • There was a time in my life when I was called a genius for adding up figures on an excel sheet. Now I work with people cleverer than me.
  • Ooook I’m not gonna even get involved with this excel thing right now cuz I’m hungry. Food 1st work l8r
  • So I was gonna leave an hour ago, till my boss called me asking for 5 mins to show him excel. An hour later…. #FML #livetowork #telstra
  • Boss is gone on errands, big meeting finished for the day. I should have brought my pajamas for this last 1.5 hours of excel database work!
  • My boss called a meeting so that we could sit here and watch him copy text from a powerpoint to an excel doc. #failboss
  • Omg.I’m never gonna help euriel with his excel sheets anymore. I pretty much did all his work & he got a higher grade then me. I’m mad !
  • My boss just learned how to sort and search within Excel. #welcometothe20thcentury #smh
  • You know you have a problem with excel when your spreadsheet is 76,847 rows long, but at least sample size won’t be a problem… #NERD
  • Our simile of the day, courtesy of the Microsoft trainer: "A pivot table is like turning a mob into a marching band."
  • Dear Excel, I love all the things you can do but I don’t like writing you IF statements
  • why didn’t any1 tell me ab excel’s pivot table function! U ppl hv been holding out on me.
  • buried underneath a pile of excel spreadsheets, direct deposit forms, and workers’ comp claims. i love being busy at work.
  • woo .. 375000 rows of Adventure Works goodness in my Excel workbook #PowerPivot
  • Fine. Don’t come crying to me when you gotta do an Excel spreadsheet. #ImaPC
  • Just explained text wrapping and overwriting vs inserting text in Excel to my frustrated, confused boss. #jobsecurity

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