Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110318

image Did you get punked by Excel today? Is the Ribbon making you crazy? Or are you loving Excel…pour le moment?

  • Sometimes I get bribes like this at work via email – Subject: can u help me again with excel? we have beer come over #work
  • J’ai trouvé !! #Excel je t’aime !!!!!!! … Pour le moment …
  • Why do people when putting colour on an Excel sheet insist on using stupid colours? I feel like I’m on an acid trip
  • Can we talk about my profoundly disturbing love for the vlookup function in excel?
  • I am slowly starting to learn all the Excel keyboard shortcuts. Had to relearn because of the stupid Ribbon.
  • one sign of the US educational system’s failure: i spent 16+ years in it and still can’t print an excel spreadsheet. #thishandbasketiscomfy
  • Every time I create a pivot table in MS Excel I always change the view back to classic. I’m just curious who uses the new view & why?!?
  • It’s a Microsoft #Excel kind of day. Not happy about that. #PR
  • If I had a dollar for every time I bitched about Excel, I’d be a freaking billionaire in no time. Stupid, stupid program.
  • My new boss just said I did a great job with this excel file. That’s the first time she’s said anything kinda nice. #yaymi
  • Why does Microsoft Excel let you Paste via Transpose from Copy but not from Cut?? Stupid thing!
  • Boss & I having a crazy time using the 2007 excel,trying to figure out where all functions are. But once we found em,we’re blown away! Sad.
  • Excel spreadsheet error. It asks, "Do you want help with this?" So I click Yes, and it says "No help available." I just got punked by Excel!
  • I wonder if Sonic Youth knew they were making the perfect album for editing a spreadsheet when they made Dirty.
  • I have to strategically place my streaming windows for the next two days. Then have a spreadsheet readily available to pop up for "work"
  • On train to work. Girl has her laptop with excel on it and a big manual calculator doing sums. #fail. Also looks confused by her blackberry.
  • In GA, I did a Excel spreadsheet with summary in front of hardware and each tab was a floor. Boss screwed it up.
  • Today’s biggest accomplishment: A much-dreaded spreadsheet (non-work) I’ve avoided doing for one month. Only took 45 min tonight. #typical

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