Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110404

image Did you enjoy a beautiful, sunny weekend, far away from Excel spreadsheets? Some of us weren’t so lucky, but a glass of wine at the end of the day can help.

  • Excel shouldn’t be allowed to work on sunny days #spreadsheetshavetakenovermylife
  • Saturday night is meant to involve me being recklessly drunk but instead I’m sat at home on excel trying to do some stupid tables!
  • And here we are 25 yrs later & people are still ‘wowed’ by pivot tables & analysis in excel – jeez I was doing this in the 80s on my 286 PC
  • the ipad still lacks an office suite. Useless in my business w/o excel spreadsheet
  • a pivot table! Instant answer!
  • I am not very good at Excel. I do have charts where my cells should be and formulas where my axis should be. Numbers are not my bag. #fact
  • New pet peeve: people who use Excel for Word-type documents. Also people who leave stupidly huge amounts of blank space at the end of files.
  • Oh, Excel 2007. I love you. Your AutoSum function has literally saved me hours of work. I think I just spontaneously made a baby.
  • My boss gave me a CD to learn more about Excel 2007, do more forcasting, etc. About as fun as watching paint dry!
  • Watching Bad Boys 2, I wish they could have that slo-mo camera work for me when I’m rockin Excel pivottables
  • bored so came into office for 3 hours. Stereo Love, excel, and Bloomberg. what a sunday
  • Been for a run-nearly time for comfy pants, no bra & glass of wine – bliss! First to tackle an excel spreadsheet …
  • The score from Inception just played on my Pandora radio station. It’s not possible for Excel spreadsheet work to feel more epic than this!
  • DAX formulas cannot be evaluated in parts like Excel formulas can. Makes it difficult to troubleshoot formulas that should work but don’t.
  • Bible group at next table discusses "tracking the heavenly father’s good works in a Google spreadsheet that’s stored *in the cloud*"
  • given up getting #excel to make me standard error bars. I will just draw the graphs with a pencil #oldschool

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