Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110412

image Don’t blame Excel when your wedding goes over budget – it can’t order a fighter jet on its own! However, pastel pie charts wouldn’t cost much, and make lovely decorations.

  • I wonder what the world would be like without Excel.
  • Ok, I think my spreadsheet is now current. Dear COO, please to be not adding anything new to it, else my head might explode. /frazzled
  • New addition to the ultimate wedding spreadsheet "fighter jet flyover"#goingtogetintrouble
  • btw i can teach you pivot tables, but only on older versions of excel — the 2007 version blows.
  • Is it me, or is Excel 2007 just plain sluggish?
  • Making pie… charts that is. The default colors for charts in Excel are terrible. Nothing like pastels to grab someones eye < sarcasm
  • I have mad love for MS Excel, those functions, curly formulas, macros *sigh* I’m in love #spreadsheetSwagger
  • Just bought a book on VBA code in Excel from Amazon. #nerdwinning
  • excel pivot tables do stink!! Why can’t they simplify that process? Not rocket science! Or- wait-maybe it is after all!
  • Do new versions of Excel have the international date format built in? Because not having that is just stupid.
  • I love mathematical modelling on excel….its a great destresser
  • I love inserting comments in excel sheets. The small text boxes with arrows pointing to the cells excite me. Lol!
  • Not that said coworker intentionally confused his code… that’s just the nature of the beast when working in Excel. Ugh.
  • I hate Excel.I do,however,love my secretary (an appropriate amount).altho its her fault I am lazy&have an IT skills gap!
  • I wrote between 12K and 20K lines of code today. Well not me excel did most of the work. I am the worlds most inefficient code monkey.
  • Just wrote an #excel formula that line-wraps 3 times. If I hadn’t written it myself, it would look like an alien language.
  • Ughh comp died and excel lost half my data of the populations of the 200 countries in the world #fml
  • Just found some SUMPRODUCTs in an old spreadsheet I made. SUMPRODUCT…? SUMPRODUCT..? Ah! I remember those… *wistful sigh*
  • Always play to your strengths. I spent 5 minutes making charts on an excel spreadsheet and my group totally thinks I’m pulling my weight.

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