Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100222

Remember to save your in Excel every few minutes, and you might be able to stay home on Saturday to watch cartoons. But just staring at Excel won’t help, you have to touch the keyboard and mouse occasionally.

I don’t have a fine arts degree, but they haven’t taken away my arts degree, even though I’ve done thousands of VLOOKUP formulas and pivot tables.

  • Being nerdy and made a ‘demotivational spending diary’ in excel which works out what my card would be at if I paid the money off it instead.
  • You are a crazy person. Either go to sleep or do something fun! And don’t say writing excel macros is fun.
  • Just got up. My eyes can still conceive vivid images of excel sheets after working with and reconciling 34000 rows yesterday.
  • saturday mornings are for cartoons and cereal.. too bad i’m stuck in the office working on excel files! 🙁
  • Since my last update 3 hours ago, I made cinnamon cupcakes (30 mins) and spent the rest of the time working in excel. My head hurts!
  • I hate MS Excel right now. I stared at the computer screen for 3 hours tonight and couldn’t figure out my problem. Will try again tomorrow.
  • Making a nice excel spreadsheet of the vineyards/winerys I want to visit in Napa…what can I say, I love organization!
  • Client forwarded their logo in an Excel spreadsheet, body text said "the girl will know what to do with this." What decade is this again?
  • Always nice to find the reason your excel formula doesn’t work isn’t a problem with the formula… its because you are an idiot.
  • wish i could suddenly know how to use excel. im clearly useless and this work is clearly due tomorrow. clearly i’m screwed.
  • Am fairly sure that tomorrow I’ll be on my 3rd excel page of my "jobs applied for" spreadsheet. I have high hopes for next week & interviews
  • I am floored. My excel didnt save my last 4 hrs of work. Reentering everything, fml
  • Excel – the only thing worse than Internet Explorer. #pycon
  • Arg! Just because data is in an excel spreadsheet, does not mean its properly arranged, formatted etc.. BLEH
  • I have to move in a few months so I’m packing up my bedroom a little at a time. Using an Excel spreadsheet to track it all! 🙂
  • For me to have such an extensive Excel background, I just made the ugliest and most strangely laid-out spreadsheet of my life.
  • Would anyone like to write a paper on the matrix and Philosophy? Or perhaps do an excel workbook?
  • I HATE Senior Design. I Hate Excel. I hate PDFs. That is what I hate.
  • I have completely forgotten how to make a pie chart properly on Excel. :/ It’s just coming up with a line…
  • we’re supposed to do some stupid calculations in Excel… which sounds sooo much easier than it is. urgh…
  • http://short.to/181xp Am I that disorganized that I’ve turned my excel spreadsheet into a rainbow and I forgot what colors are what? Yes
  • i’m worried that if i do one more vlookup or pivot table they’re going to take away my fine arts degree.
  • Overheard: "I need a faster computer to do excel". Reponse: "Maybe your computer needs a faster PERSON to do excel". Hmmmm

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