Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100223

The lift, duck and click sounds like an Olympic event, but apparently it’s an office sport. With that kind of distraction, no wonder people forget to save their Excel files.

  • ..still need help with Excel..anyone? I’m sick of feeling inferior to it.
  • I just found Remove Duplicates on the Data tab in Excel. Well that would of been useful 2 wks ago.
  • I entered some work info in an excel and closed it expecting it to ask me if i need to save it, it closed without savin, lost 2 hrs of work!
  • My dad and I are bonding over Microsoft Excel
  • Is it really sad that I’ve just copied the online food shop into excel so I can easily create a pivot table to split the bill?
  • My PC (crashed by the regulation memory stick – again) has just told me that it ‘cannot quit Microsoft Excel’. Should I send it to rehab?
  • The Excel graph that I just made looks EXACTLY like the Star Trek symbol. No joke.
  • How does a hardcore Windows Excel user really learn to love Excel on a Mac? Anyone? Anyone? Wonder if 5 more years will change anything.
  • I’ve gotten good with the lift, duck and click. Raise the butt slightly to see over the cubicle, down, Excel spreadsheet.
  • Just spent the last 45mins "Researching…." ie: Playing pacman at uni on Excel Spreadsheet.
  • Asking me to install Excel on your computer so you can start a new spreadsheet, while you’re in a spreadsheet in Excel, makes me drink more.
  • Watching my boss work on Excel is like watching God create everything.
  • "Nothing will work unless you do." Thank you, Maya Angelou. Back to Excel.
  • i love pivot tables. I hate excel though….
  • My excel worksheet has gone mad… =S
  • Excel never knows when to leave me alone. It’s a companion that I love & hate. Every marketer has one….
  • nearly 80% of your tweets from the past 2 weeks have been about how much you hate excel… you should write a letter to MSFT
  • A person in line at the grocery store had their list on a clipboard – an excel chart and the columns were the aisle #’s. Kinda jealous.
  • excel’s pie of pie chart should feel flattered when called counterintuitive

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