Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100220

Project tracking, rental fee analysis and zombie tracking…Excel was put to good use in Twitter yesterday. And remember, stay hydrated if you’re working in Excel all day, unless you have a drinking problem.

  • Haven’t done any spreadsheets for 2 days now. Hoping Microsoft haven’t launched yet another version of excel in that time…
  • just found this article on @papercutpm – Big Grandaddy of Excel Project Tracking -> good read #pmot http://icio.us/gpcaip
  • Dear Insurance, if I have to use Excel to understand what I owe on an insurance claim after looking at your breakdown, something is wrong.
  • Just owned excel’s match, index, and vlookup functions to make a snazzy spreadsheet for ppl at work. Today is a good day.
  • why does pressing F1 in Excel consistently fail to return anything useful for VB or formulas?
  • I can’t believe that in this day and age you can’t add padding to a cell in Excel! WTF?
  • The girl opposite is going mental on phone to her letting agent. "I’ve put it on an Excel spreadsheet!" apparenty their fees are too high.
  • if it’s on an excel spreadsheet it must be right
  • Anybody kno how to calculate formulas on Excel.?
  • Our clients in Texas have the longest institution names. Really makes your excel spreadsheet columns look wonky. 🙂
  • I’m gonna snap if I have to look at another Excel spreadsheet. But then I’d hold a press conference to apologize to my wife, family & fans.
  • I just wrote an order and then closed out a 2nd spreadsheet, which closed all my Excel sheets, and I lost the order. Urggggg.
  • Pet Peeve: People that use a desk calculator to add/subtract a bunch of numbers in Excel just to put the answer into that same spreadsheet.
  • Created a Zombie Tracker on an Excel spreadsheet and about to dip in the Zombie 2.0 pool. The things I do for poetry!
  • Apparently telling someone "to shove their excel spreadsheet up their a**" is not proper "work etiquette" . . . at least I feel better now
  • oh wow.. listening to flight of the conchords and typing into a spreadsheet at the same time.. find myself typing lyrics into excel :/
  • That’s super awesome… Excel just crashed and took my work with it 🙁 Now I have to start again from yesterday’s backup. #EXCELFAIL
  • Damn you hide window function in Excel! I though I’d lost two days work!
  • It is ironic when I’m billing MSFT and "excel has stopped working" resulting in a loss of 3 hours of work.
  • I hate when I accidentally click the "help" button in Excel. I’ve never needed it and it takes so long to load and then close again.
  • Hydration is key for all day long excel spreadsheets, charts, graphs, & analyzation! http://yfrog.com/9s4lmj
  • Never tryed to name a Excel worksheet (tab) "History" till today! You can’t: "History is a reserved name". #yam
  • There is at least one person with a drinking problem for every Excel spreadsheet that uses double-letter columns.

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