Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110413

image A pig, some bricks, and a whiz. No, it’s not a fairytale, it’s just another day in Excel. Grab some coffee and buttered paper, and get started.

  • if i were you i’d just delete the excel worksheet, uninstall excel and tell your (big?) boss to shove it…. but i’m not you =)
  • I wish Excel would default to a 0 gap width for bar charts.
  • oooh i remember setting up my first drop down list, pivot table and the ultimate "vlookups".
  • Yes!! I feel restless! Maybe I’m getting Spreadsheet Withdrawl Syndrome! Lol
  • Funny observation: when entering a function in a spreadsheet you have to start with =( maybe that’s why math makes me sad 😉
  • Is it sad that I’d rather get a lower grade in class than pay $197 for a CD with some stupid excel files? #tightwad
  • Oh Excel conditional formatting, how I love thee. Colour coded my spreadsheet in a way that would have taken hours. #TimeForASmugBrew
  • Now on BBC4; the true story of Florence Nightingale and her use of Microsoft Excel charts and pivot tables. Way ahead of her time.
  • When I was 8 a spreadsheet was something you did before you made a fort out of old bricks in the garden.
  • Somebody played 52 card pick-up with my spreadsheet.
  • Boss looking for an "Excel Whiz" to make a table for him. He’ll be so excited when he finds out I can also use the ‘Sum’ function.
  • Public service announcement. If you can use Excel functions but don’t use pivot tables, learn pivot tables. Really, they’re the best.
  • Pens and paper make a refreshing change from powerpoint and excel. Real office beats MS Office everytime…
  • i love excel. i don’t do a lot of formula stuff but can do data coloration etc.
  • You’ll all be pleased to hear that it’s a day of spreadsheet analysis for me. like a pig in mud lol
  • i still don’t think i know what a spreadsheet is. the word makes me think of buttered paper
  • Ladies and gentlemen of Twitter: an announcement. I HAVE MADE A PIVOT TABLE WORK ALL BY MYSELF. #success
  • Best way to start the morning you ask??? #Coffee and #spreadsheets. Don’t know why I’m so addicted to Microsoft #excel
  • it’s called a pivot table sweetie. Need some excel tutoring and a tissue?

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