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Excel Twitter 20110613

imageDaddy is right – you should have a budget in Excel, especially if you’re a bride. But then you’ll need a real job, to help pay for everything, so the budget works.

  • At my last job I made a nice spreadsheet for someone only to have them print it out, write on it and fax it back 🙁
  • Getting old: Viewing this Excel worksheet at 150%.
  • The average obscures the sexiness in your data. Show the distribution in your #bigdata. #SAS #Tableau #JMP #R, even #Excel will do.
  • Google docs now has pivot tables. The need for excel is getting smaller and smaller.
  • ♪ This is the way the world ends, the world ends, the world ends. This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a bug in Excel. ♪
  • Brides: Open up a excel spreadsheet and start working on your wedding budget and try your best to stick to it !! The wedding project ! NYC
  • Am very cold. Was told I’m "the most prepared" in conjunction w/an Excel spreadsheet. Evidence points to Hell freezing over.
  • my daddy taught me 2 keep an excel workbook for my budget but it still doesn’t help
  • Excel is one thing people never seem to give Microsoft enough credit for — it really is wickedly powerful!
  • I had to figure out a formula for Microsoft excel & give it to my boss. -__- Yes Microsoft has formulas
  • to pivot is to excel.
  • Thank you MS Excel for always keeping life interesting by having utterly inscrutable logic!
  • oh, Excel. I understand why some things in that macro went wrong, but why have you filled this entire workbook with the word "female"?
  • Using a spreadsheet to write a novel somehow feels wrong…
  • A guy told me that since I don’t work in Excel and don’t know how to use it "that I’ve never have a real job."
  • You know what I love? Incomplete Microsoft Excel documents. I love having to take care of those. #HulkSmashMyComputer
  • Yeah I work with computers, programming and such "Oh, sweet, finally someone who can help me with my Excel problem" -.- #NotWhatIDo

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