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Excel Twitter 20110506

image If you need to liven up your Friday, try a three-part Excel formula, or a pivot table song.

  • Hmmm my excel macro within a macro just went kaboom … #excel
  • I battled MS Excel and I WON. Now that I’ve impressed my boss by working late, I think I deserve to leave before the lights turn off.
  • Too much #Excel.. getting dizzy now
  • Getting frustrated with MS Excel… the data is on the spreadsheet… why won’t it go to the Pivot Table so I can get this report out…
  • Hours later I realize I should have put it in an excel spreadsheet rather than make tables in word… College, you’ve made me stupid.
  • I just managed a three-part COUNTIF function in Excel that feeds a pivot table. Suck it, nerds. #excelnerd
  • Just saw a presentation that was given using #Excel rather than #PowerPoint. I’ve seen a lot of diverse uses of Excel, but this was a first.
  • #sotellmywhy my mother is an #Microsoft #Excel genius!?
  • You don’t understand folks. I am a data demi-god. Tremble at the power of my pivot table. Or not… you know… whatever.
  • A pivot table failure is what I am.
  • I love how an annoying, boring task in Excel can be easily fixed thanks to a kick-ass developer and a few lines of code.
  • The only thing "#Excel" excels at is making my life exponentially more difficult.
  • You can’t put into a spreadsheet how people are going to behave around a new product. Jeff Bezos
  • me too! me too! VLOOKUP and pivot table day for month-end headcount report. Wonder Twin Nerds fist bump!
  • #Excel fans: Check out this Pivot Table song video on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwbSJFtRmDw
  • #FML. We’re upgrading to MS Office 2007 next week. A million rows in Excel is not worth losing my macros & learning a new menu system.
  • So I can’t get where this spreadsheet is picking a circular reference. Damn you Excel.
  • #dontactlikeyounever placed your mouse pointer on an Excel tab while you did something else, and quickly switched when your boss walked in.
  • When people email me at work I like to respond Jeopardy style. "Boss: Hey Samir do you have that excel report? Me: What is no"

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