Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110512

image The opposite of Excel VBA efficiency is using a shared Excel workbook. Probably an overpaid consultant recommended it.

  • Words fail to describe what a hash these two overpaid consultants have made of what should be very simple work in Excel. #smh
  • Just spent 10 min on the phone w/ my boss on her EXCEL spreadsheet. Told her to email it. Took me 1 min to get it the way she wanted it.
  • just discovered the control ‘D’ function in excel – i love finding new things.
  • Turned an 8-line macro created by the #excel macro recorder into a single line. #efficiency #nerdtweet #yesiamproudofmyself
  • I’m tired of fighting with Excel pie charts. It’s late – and I’m a lover not a fighter.
  • OH at work – a discussion between ppl trying to work out how to use a shared workbook in excel. *sigh*
  • Pleased to see that the auto-save function on excel works perfectly. Oh wait, no, it failed miserably. I’ll do all that work again then!
  • People come to me needing outrageous excel formulas solely bc they’re too lazy to keep a spreadsheet consistent and up to date.
  • excel can take a hike. and never come back. as far as i’m concerned, the abucus is back. PIVOT. THAT.
  • I just used the words "fashion forward" and "trendy" in the same sentence…in an excel spreadsheet #pgp
  • Lots of #excel work today – SO EXCITED! Yes, I know I’m a nerd…Pivot Tables, here I come!
  • I created my own report card on an Excel spreadsheet and gave it to my folks lol
  • Spending time on Excel to filter data and draw up charts is the best part of working on surveys. I’m in Excel heaven now.
  • Love it when a colleague asks me to help them with Excel and I come out looking like a genius #CallMeAGeek
  • Someday I will have a job where if I work for 12 hours, I get paid for 12 hours. And I will never make another excel spreadsheet again.
  • I wish Excel was smart enough to see what I’m typing and say "Hey dummy, I’m a spreadsheet. You can do that automatically. Here’s how."
  • Ah, another good long day explaining that data is to be captured, analyzed and used. And no, #Excel is not an end-to-end solution for this!
  • Have excel. Will Pivot.

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