Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110513

image Donโ€™t get distracted by a Hot Pocket commercial, or you might end up checking Excel data in your next life โ€“ in Office 2011, in a VM.

  • Sorry. I got distracted by an Excel spreadsheet and a Hot Pocket commercial. This is the story of my life.
  • I know I am really out of it this morning. Tried to open an Excel spreadsheet in Word then started to panic when it wouldn’t let me. D’oh!
  • Just come out of Tesco & seen an Excel spreadsheet shopping list. I am not the only one who does this!!! I feel like I belong. At last ๐Ÿ™‚
  • struggling to come up with unique best man speech. already have excel sheet with three tabs and a pivot table #whattheidonteven
  • Oh SNAP. Just kicked #Excel’s conditional formatting BUTT. *raise the roof*
  • My formulas are so intense my computer can’t handle them. Just froze #Excel. #Winning
  • I’ve just entered a load of data into a spreadsheet, played with a pivot table, clicked close, not saved, lost all the data; ohhhh #Smeg !!
  • Ah yes, my excel spreadsheet skills are amazing! It’s a talent needed in fashion, trust me.
  • aha just gained a follower it’s about excel because in an earlier tweet i complained about the spreadsheet in the exam :L
  • Straw poll: how many people, like me, use Excel primarily for text-related work? eg Copy Deck, tables etc?
  • I’m manually checking through 2839 lines of an Excel spreadsheet – possibly because of sins committed in a past life.
  • On this day in 1979, first spreadsheet unveiled – we have the history of VisiCalc and its inventor Dan Bricklin http://bit.ly/jSrLI7
  • arrgghh… excel is driving me mad… why does "=SUM(F3/(G3:I3))" not work?! I get "#value" – what am I doing wrong?
  • Also, if you’re going to write a chart of the day blog, maybe it’s worth finding out how to make nicer charts than Excel 07 defaults?
  • Cmon excel, don’t mess with me this morning! I’m tired and have a meeting in 30 min. #tootired
  • Oh how I love tables containing data copied and pasted as bitmaps into Excel. I think it’s the way forward. [PS: shoot me now!]
  • Man, #excel in #office 2011 is slow as molasses. Much faster running windows version in a VM ๐Ÿ™
  • #Excel is possessed today. Name Ranges have a mind of their own.
  • I wish I could spend more time doing things I love as opposed to things I despise… *cough* Excel *cough* Quarterly Reports *cough cough*

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