Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110516

image If you want some time off next weekend, to watch baseball, don’t tell people that you know how to use Excel. Or claim that it’s given you carpal tunnel syndrome, and you can’t work!

  • Does it get any better than working on an #Excel spreadsheet while watching a little @SFGiants baseball. I think not.
  • time spent making Excel worksheet – approx. 11 hours. Time spent destroying Excel worksheet – 39 minutes. It’s like having children…
  • If I never see another Excel workbook it will be too soon. On the plus side, I can create just about any IF statement you want, now.
  • I understand. I had minor carpal tunnel problem due to my keyboard and Excel. Hazards of the modern work place.
  • Grappling with drop down menus in Excel. This would be so much easier if I could remember how they work.
  • excel has to be the most hideous software ever – i can’t work so much ugliness.
  • Excel-lent: Ben Greenman’s Museum of Silly Charts: http://bit.ly/iM8U4P via @ilovecharts
  • Watch Toy Story 2 or work on Excel formulae? It’s a more difficult choice than I had anticipated
  • With great Excel pivot-table skill comes great responsibility… #microsoft
  • Hurry up! Geeze, have they got the work experience student importing the results by hand into an Excel Spreadsheet?
  • Bet I’m the only guy at the trap range that uses an Excel spreadsheet with nested formulas to track his stats. 🙂
  • Is at work, working, on sunday. On a lovely expenditure report. should stop telling people i know excel.
  • At a cookout and still giving an excel tutorial over the phone. Work never stops
  • Spelled "pewx" in my osx dock. Powerpoint, Entourage, Word, eXcel. Sadly, these are now full time icons for me and I’m still at work.
  • To work in the game industry I have to tolerate Excel? Ugh, forget that. Could be worse, lots of Powerpoint.
  • Bleh. Spend hours making an Excel spreadsheet automated for ease of use, get demanded to revert to inefficient version. -_-
  • on using pivot tables to sort data in Excel: “If you did this consistently, you’d be breaking a story a month." #CAJ2011
  • Please don’t mention "sublime" or "wine" while I’m trying to work in Excel. Tx…
  • I have a love/hate relationship w/ Excel. Love bc it’s a great analytical tool, hate bc it hurts my brain. Bring on the sexist comments.

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