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Excel Twitter 20110521

image Maybe you should wait until after the rapture to teach your mom Excel and worry about those deleted worksheets. In the meantime, have some coffee and colour your worksheets.

  • i love my mama – but i’m do not like teaching her how to use Microsoft Excel. #pullinghairoutnow
  • Circular reference warning? Who cares – because there will be no Excel after #therapture
  • Just for that, I’m going to send you an extra long and remarkably incomprehensible spreadsheet about… something.
  • Managing a project’s requirements through an Excel spreadsheet, with 10 embedded word documents. #shoot_me
  • Do you know the word concatenate? I didn’t until one of my grade 7 students figured out how to use it in an Excel spreadsheet formula. Nice.
  • Spreadsheet Modelling, what is the point?
  • Maybe I should just start the weekend now. Excel crashed. No autorecover file saved. 2 hours of work gone. #badmood
  • An analyst just complimented my excel formulas and I blushed with pride. #FML
  • You still looking for that Excel list thingy? I’m trying to do something similar and found this useful: http://ht.ly/4Y5XB
  • Can I get a job where managers know how to sort an Excel spreadsheet please?
  • Just unearthed half a pad of ‘Chartwell’ brand Graph Paper at work. You don’t see enough Graph Paper around these days. I blame Excel.
  • Pivot tables in Google Docs, sweetness sans robustness of Excel. Good start I suppose.
  • I’m working on an excel file at work that’s color coded green and yellow. Its like the file is screaming love united hate glazer at me
  • My dad is my Excel Sensei. I’m learning many new things including the discipline to keep practicing until I master a spreadsheet. #nerds
  • Okay Twitter, I’m not going to lie, I’m a bit hungover. Just a bit. I’m working on a boring spreadsheet and I need coffee #tgif
  • Crumbs. Break out the hob nobs and get a pivot table going. There’s obviously no way back.
  • I suspect my ignorance of excel shortcuts and resulting frustration/wasted time could work as a life metaphor
  • I feel like throwing up. Why excel have undo redo button yet it can’t undo deleted worksheet tab!!!!!! So hate my job right now!!!!!!
  • But i love Excel. NYTimes: The Twitter Trap http://nyti.ms/kQow0O

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