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Excel Twitter 20110523

image Not much Excel activity over the weekend. Perhaps everyone was waiting for the Rapture, and postponing those school and work projects.

  • I’m in cut & paste hell. Similar to spreadsheet hell, only slightly to the left.
  • Code Red? Did you start using MS Excel and start liking it? 😉
  • google docs has Pivot Tables! Now only 300x less useful than Excel. #sadwhatexcitesme
  • Just finished putting three years of daily blood pressure measurements into an Excel worksheet.
  • Not been taken up in the #rapture, so still available for Excel/vba work in York
  • This new spreadsheet is going to kill me. I’m convinced. This is my heads up to everyone now. My will is already written.
  • My bad day at work: Excel crashed and I lost 3 hours of work. Roommate’s bad day at work: Got bit. Guess mine wasn’t so bad.
  • ok, i just realized i haven’t used excel in about five years. it’s making me sort of want to cry…
  • I take your data.. *magic, spells, alt-t-p-enter-enter*.. whoosh! A PIVOT TABLE!
  • Today’s goal: properly adjust the configuration of the magical artifacts so that Excel deigns to reads my data file into a pivot table.
  • The rapture started with Microsoft’s Excel for Mac
  • Happiness is an Excel spreadsheet full of plot twists and turns for my next book. Um, other people get excited over spreadsheets too, right?
  • The thing I love about Google Spreadsheet is that it’s not Excel. The thing I hate about Google Spreadsheet is that it’s not Excel.
  • Sad but true.. I would consider going all Mac if they didn’t have a fisher price version of Excel!
  • I love my boss because a) she tells me thank u. b) she helps me out when I’ve gone cross eyed from the excel sheets.
  • John Hammond reports he was using excel spreadsheet and that was to blame for no #rapture #atheist
  • It’s not quite a work day until Excel has crashed on me once.

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