Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110603

image Knights of the Pivot Table – I hope they’re smarter than the knights in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Hmmm…maybe the Holy Grail was a trouble-free Excel workbook!

  • Excel is like the master bedroom of the house – you’ll always end up there. And sometimes for work and sometimes for play.
  • Just solved a problem with an Excel formula my coworker (the spreadsheet diva) has been having for a month and a half! On my second day!!!
  • call it "Cells, Columns, Rows" the pivot table of musicals.
  • Good morning. Have spent the last hour of consciousness working with Excel. I expect this trend to continue after arrival at office.
  • No Google results for the phrase "Knights of the Pivot Table"…better go copyright it, on account of its great hilarity. #spreadsheethumor
  • things i wont miss about this office: loud statistical conversations and hearing the words "pivot table"
  • Had a Semi- blackout at my desk awhile ago, snapped out of it, looked at my spreadsheet and its all KINDS of jacked up..what did I press :s
  • I made a 700 row excel spreadsheet today…what’d you do?
  • The first time you use #Excel, you think it’s an invention from hell. When you finally learn Excel, you realize it’s an invention from hell.
  • Conditional formatting is so much fun, I’m wondering if Microsoft meant it as a serious management tool. #excel #pivottables
  • I want to go spend money just so I can update my budget spreadsheet, the colours and calculations make me happy ^_^
  • Just when i thought i knew how utterly stupid excel is.. Turns out undo stack is shared across workbooks!
  • Can’t use excel without singing any more. Every time I click in a certain cell, I’ve just got to sing "like a G6". Same with battleships.
  • I really hate excel spreadsheets. Even worse when I’m trying to fix someone else’s. Def should have bought my flask to work today!
  • From work training email: ‘Would you like to break into using formulas in Excel?’ Break into? Like it’s the television industry?
  • I used to hate Excel. Now I spreadsheet and color code everything. Wedding guests. Book ideas. Weekend plans. Dinners for the week.
  • Thank you, pivot tables, for making me believe in love again. #excel #nerdalert

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