Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110615

image Can you remember what the colour codes in an Excel file mean? Even if you created them an hour ago? Make a list, on one of those extra worksheets, so you’ll remember.

  • spend a month working on an "idiot proof" spreadsheet and they’ll send you a greater idiot. . . #screwit #youdoit
  • I’m about to teach Bella how to use Excel so she can have a professional spreadsheet to take to school
  • Also working on an Excel spreadsheet to organize the move. You call it crazy, I call it well-organized.
  • Surely Excel needs to be taken out and shot when printing an entire workbook on doublesided paper requires deep coding knowledge? #fb
  • The fact that I can’t hope to reproduce the #excel #magic I just created is proof that I’m a tortured excel #genius or #wizard.
  • I colour coded a spreadsheet last week… now I can’t remember what the colours all mean?! 🙁
  • I’m savvy with Excel, but when global puts together a spreadsheet with copious formats and requests us to fill it out precisely… #RAGE
  • You know how plasma screens can get burn-in. Well my eyes have burn-in, in the shape of a Excel spreadsheet grid
  • That Excel spreadsheet doesn’t look very summery though. Bad bad Excel.
  • For months now I have been hiding secret messages in the two extra worksheets I get sent with every Excel spreadsheet. No bites yet.
  • My Dad went to all my Bball games no matter what and kept my stats for me. We’d go home and put them into an Excel spreadsheet #BestDad
  • The Darkness, such an appropriate band for Excel work. Guess which Metallica album I’ll be putting on next …
  • Dear Microsoft Excel: Please stop crashing just as I’m about to save an hour’s worth of work. I’d really like to go to bed sometime tonight.
  • Another crappy day to forget. Stupid excel charts.
  • I really wish "Pivot table" referred to a live performance of the band #PVT on a raised platform. Sigh.
  • This pivot table is too big to fail. #Work
  • Ah what a dream! Figured out the problem with my Excel chart…..
  • is doing dynamic data processing in #Excel. It’s like a sloth trying to open a bottle of wine with a spatula.

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