Excel Tweets Roundup 20200214
Happy Valentine’s Day! Did you send a lovely card to your true love, Microsoft Excel? Or did you show your love and respect by avoiding 3-D charts.
Thanks to Patrick Matthews for his contribution
This Week’s Tweets
Here are my favourite Excel tweets, from all the ones that I saw on Twitter this week.
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My manager complimented my skills at @msexcel (Excel)
That made me ridiculously happy
Brb I am going to the bathroom so he won’t see me cry :,) lmao
— Andrea (@andreavillawolf) February 11, 2020
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2 years of Excel and I just learned today how to combine text and formatted numbers in one cell. It made my work a little easier. Yey
— gembyyy (@gembyyy) February 13, 2020
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working on your own excel sheets: fun, organized, everything makes sense, all the tables work
working on other people’s excel sheets: bad, not fun, why is this sentence spread across 7 rows, how did you make this calculation so wrong
— Tom Lebert (@tom_lebert) February 12, 2020
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I’ve learned more Excel doing fantasy baseball prep than I have in four years of college and many more in the finance industry (hope work doesn’t see this!) so I would be in!
— Steve Gesuele (@stav8818) February 12, 2020
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I feel the same about the way Excel gives you a choice between 2D and 3D bar charts. 3D is never the answer. Ever.
— Claire Hansell (@HansellThe) February 12, 2020
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I have now told my boss dozens of times that I’ve been using computers since 1989, and on my last workday he very slowly mansplained how to open an Excel file. I think we’re making progress – he didn’t ask me if I’d heard of Excel.
— ️ (@GoreWhore3) February 11, 2020
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Trying to make some simple charts in Excel today, so beware falling computer monitors if you are in the vicinity of the Reuters Canary Wharf office
— Lawrence White (@ReutersLawrence) February 12, 2020
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When someone asks me if I have time to help them solve an Excel problem pic.twitter.com/DCyawnkGp0
— Martin Leduc (@DecimalTurn) February 12, 2020
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I like how all of high school and even the first two years of college teachers made us learn how to solve all problems by hand just to get to the 16th grade when you finally realize excel literally does everything for you
— Ben Sheridan (@bennaayy_boyy) February 13, 2020
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Me: finishes an excel spreadsheet with 3,000+ rows and 15 columns
My boss: looks good now can you color code it pic.twitter.com/9l7JO7weYC— destiny (@___dashhh) February 12, 2020
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Everyone at work is like “You are so good at excel, can you help me with this?”
I’m not, I literally just now how to filter and add things up, that’s it
— This is Jen. (@ReidsLove) February 13, 2020
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watching youtube excel tutorials on 2x speed at work after lying on my resume pic.twitter.com/tjH0VqJdAc
— nina (@howiiebling) February 13, 2020
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You Google the solution to a problem in Excel one time and now you’re the office IT guy.
— *Barbatos (@snoopmeat) February 12, 2020
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Currently wondering if I’ll write anything but an email, a handout or a spreadsheet ever again. My next creative work will be brought to you by Excel and will feature numbers as characters, columns as plotlines and sums as love interests. #overworked #understaffed #amnotwriting
— Jonathan Taylor (@crystalclearjt) February 12, 2020
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Excel Tweets Roundup
Thanks for reading this week’s Excel tweets roundup, and did you have a favourite?
A 3-D chart is never the answer
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