Excel Tweets Roundup 20200207
Do any of your Excel files look like an episode of Art Attack? Are they filled with pictures of alien worlds and robots? If so, you probably shouldn’t mention Excel in your dating profile.
This Week’s Tweets
Here are my favourite Excel tweets, from all the ones that I saw on Twitter this week.
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The gap between the amount of work everyone in my company inc. myself is expected to do in Excel and the amount of training anyone’s gotten on it is staggering.
— Oh, Danny Boy, Danny Boy (@danieljtvthorn) February 6, 2020
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How do you work in financial services and not know how to make a “% of total” excel column
— Katie (@ksmurph) February 6, 2020
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When you accidentally change the formatting on 12000 Excel cells… it then freezes your computer… and you hadn’t saved all the work done so far pic.twitter.com/uP6RNs19Lj
— Mary Cat (@marycatgags) February 5, 2020
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Today in IR: Excel charts and yelling at your computer – fun for the whole office!
— Vanessa Pickering (@VanIRPickering) February 6, 2020
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i started work at 8:15 this morning and I am still currently working at 8:35 PM but I’m listening to Celine Dion while excel is frozen… bc That’s the Way It Is
— menorah carey (@offlinemimi) February 6, 2020
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It always seems like a good idea to colour code a spreadsheet until you end up with something that looks like Neil Buchanan had an acid rave inside Excel.
I realise I have just dedicated an entire tweet to talking about a spreadsheet so i’m off to pick up my pension now…
— Abbie Stella Boyd (@AbbieGotBoyd) February 6, 2020
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I didnt study econ at NYU to sit here and freak out the entire department w/ mistakes I find in excel workbks cuz work in data analytics…is constant panic as errors are 24/7, if you didn’t see an error now then it’ll resurface months later when your project is nearly done 😑
— ryu (251/300) (@caeryuu) February 5, 2020
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Making a neato Excel thing work makes me feel super cool and there’s no one I can truly share that feeling with because if I explain it to you, you will be like “uh, great, Ben” and glance around
— Warren or Anyone But Trump I’m Not Picky 2020 (@benapplegate) February 5, 2020
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My sister lives on the other side of the country but we work for the same company so we’re just chilling in the same box on this excel spreadsheet and its kindaaa like we’re hanging out
— Mitzimaru (@mitzimaru) February 6, 2020
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I solved a major report crisis at work today and the HR director told me I should put “Excel Queen” as my dating profile bio. I’m flattered.
— Gianni Lombardo (@giannilombardo) February 5, 2020
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It’s all fun and games at work until excel crashes because you have too many spreadsheets open at the same time
— Brük (@itbruk) February 5, 2020
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how i feel when i’m forced to work in excel pic.twitter.com/YRz3iW2l2J
— Kat (@kka_t) February 5, 2020
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My code comments are just going to be internal screaming
— lauren (@laurenmakegames) February 5, 2020
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I work in a pretty typical office doing pretty typical office work. I enjoy it well enough.
Except when I put epic music on my headphones, and then every fiber of my being wants to know why I’m spending my days in excel and not conquering alien worlds and fighting robots.
— Chris Valentine (@cmvalentineb) February 5, 2020
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Excel Tweets Roundup
Thanks for reading this week’s Excel tweets roundup, and did you have a favourite?
This Excel file looks like an Art Attack!
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