Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110620

image Excel is exciting, not boring, and it isn’t the boss of you. But I’m a mom, and easily impressed.

  • Moms are easily impressed by anything relating to Excel. Teach them to make a spreadsheet and you’re a hero.
  • If there has ever been a great reason to add more RAM to your machine its #PowerPivot Bring on the large datasets!
  • Yup. I just used a spreadsheet to work out 500/10. #notpayingattention#slightlyhungoverstill
  • The problem with Excel, is it makes whatever you’re working on instantly boring.
  • The spreadsheet must be obeyed at all times! #budgeting #excel #daveramsey
  • One of you need to come here and wrap my work up, it involves Excel files and data categorization. My promise it’s as exciting as it sounds.
  • Is it true; More critical business data is stored in Excel spreadsheets than any other database management system? #sqlserver #excel
  • This excel spreadsheet is epic. Can’t believe it was all done by me
  • calm down Mr D. Have a cup of tea and restore balance to the universe. Excel is not the boss of you.
  • #PowerPivot is great. Til it’s not. Then it’s mind bending
  • This code is now so spaghetti like it talking to me is italian. Refractory me up!
  • Dear Numbers, although you think you’re that smart & sexy version of Excel with Apple love, you are more like a lemon everytime I use you.
  • My endless work with Excel has sharpened my memory to the point where I can remember several strings of 8-9 digits at once. It’s unnatural.
  • Reminds me of the Dilbert where he makes the boss believe that he can steer the plane with Excel.
  • Manipulating pivot tables in Excel with VBA is frustrating.
  • #confession: I don’t know how to use #excel.
  • Working at my kitchen table w/ copious amounts of coffee, made a pivot table for the first time in 2+ years.
  • These Sheets were made for crashing, and that’s just what they’ll do.. #officesongs #excel

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