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Do you crank up The Boss, or laugh at the boss, while working on your code and formulas in Excel?

General Guidelines: If you need a 150 pg document to explain what your #Excel spreadsheet does, you shouldn’t be using an #Excel spreadsheet
Early afternoon vlookups -__-..oh how I love Excel!
I am forming a band called ‘Death by Excel’… Band Manager is but ofcourse my boss!
home from two photo shoots today to find myself updating my excel spreadsheet do I know how to have fun or what
HOLYCRAP. Colleague "helping" w/dept’s Excel file. Comment boxes all unhidden w/LOTS of arrows. Can’t even click w/o hitting stupid lines!
On Thursdays, I have a sidekick in the form of my housekeeper’s 2 year old. He’s not happy with me today because excel spreadsheet are dull
Preparing for a meeting later this morning so my nose is currently buried in an excel spreadsheet.
Have The Boss cranked up loud (in my headphones) to get bust through this excel coding. Career in the arts = fighting computer code #whoknew
Boss said the quickest way to move up in a company is to learn Excel from the inside out…if you can develop Macros you look at top dollars
I’m really starting to believe that #Excel is a living, thinking entity… and it really hates me for some reason.
ahhhh you just have to love excel’s text to column function 😀
People who use colors for simple #Excel spreadsheets were probably the kids who used plastic binders for simple essays. #makework
Congratulate me – I just made a sweet nested If/Then formula in #Excel!
Nothing like getting an hour and a half of overtime just to watch your boss fiddle around with Excel
After I’m done patching this file up for work, I don’t want to see excel code again for another five years. Thanks. (That goes for VB too.)
stupid corrupt excel document, eating up lots of time.
Haha I told my boss I can do this excel project when I know damn well I can’t use excel. But shooot, I’m googling all I need to know now.

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