Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110709

image Eye insurance would certainly be useful when working with Excel. And some days the boss needs extra insurance too, after messing with your spreadsheets!

  • I didn’t include Excel 2000 because I think we all really would like to forget it ever existed
  • Ugh barely been here 30 min and I’m already mad!!!! WHY does my boss feel the need to mess wit my excel spreadsheets!! Now WHO gotta fix it?
  • I know I have said this before, but I LOVE Excel!! I just rocked the VLOOKUP function and it took my current project to another level!
  • I think it’s perfectly appropriate to annotate this Excel grid "WTF? This math is funky" before I send to my boss.
  • Please do not expect me to be able to open and work with a 78Mb Excel 2007 document when I’ve got a PC with 1Gb RAM and Excel 2003 🙁
  • Convert your annoyance to putting flowers, ponies and color-coding data in your excel worksheet. Hahahaha!
  • Oh man. Boss boss has left a very important excel process for Toni and I to complete. And we both suck at excel. Awesome.
  • About to embark on an Excel Pivot Table journey. Wish me luck.
  • Writing vba to speed things up in excel at work….this is going to be fun
  • my mind and work space is a big jumble of excel sheets right now. Trying to put things in order.
  • Just accidentally hit Alt+= in Excel. I didn’t know that shortcut existed and I’m sure I’ll forget about by the next time I’d use it.
  • Sure, ask me for a report based on the 1 data point calculated yet not stored in the database. Let me re-write the code in excel. Grrr
  • New Jersey, why you always messing up my excel zip code formatting with your zero in slot 1
  • Working in Excel spread sheets has me wondering whether work will cover a new pair of eyes when mine fall out. #EyeInsurance
  • I need an #excel guru, my array formula refuses to behave
  • Is anyone an Excel whisperer? This spreadsheet has gone wonky and I have NO CLUE how to fix it.
  • Working in an excel workbook that has 294 dynamic named ranges in. LIKE A BOSS.
  • Just after I got home today I grabbed a calculator to work something out and then I tried to CTRL + V the result into excel

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