Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110722

image If you want your boss to think you’re a genius, use Excel. Even if you don’t like math, your work will look legit.

  • Sometimes the things I can do with a pivot table scare me. Next week I will try my hand at time travel.
  • I’m the only one n this office who can fill out a excel spreadsheet…don’t mean I can help u every minute fam.
  • Knew my horrible days of excel class would pay off somehow. My boss thinks I’m a genius. thanks #uncleray
  • I love my sweet husband, but he’s at his desk getting all excited about pivot tables and slicers in Excel. #marriedageek
  • Sitting on my balcony at Great Wolf Lodge drinking a Pacifico and working on a excel spreadsheet for work.The view makes all the difference!
  • Just created a perfect storm in Excel. By "perfect storm" I mean that Excel crashed and autorecover won’t work on my "corrupt workbook." FML
  • Using MS Excel as a code generator for LISP. Yes, I went there. Yes (surprisingly) it worked.
  • At Starbucks listening to hip hop and scrolling through images. That’s today’s work. Guy with the excel spreadsheet open is envious.
  • I’ve done bits of paper and then a crazy spreadsheet, but neither ended up working out for me 🙂
  • Client:"You sent tab-delimited. Can you resend in Excel." Think:"Can’t you just open it in Excel?" Say:"Certainly. That’s not a problem".
  • Is it really that hot out? Hard to tell when you’re trapped in front of an excel spreadsheet all day…
  • Figure work here we come, no not my figure (tho that does need working on) excel spreadsheets 🙁
  • My boss just yelled at the excel document to "open bitch"! Lol. Totally caught me off guard. O_o
  • I have learned a new excel thingy. Now to figure out how to get IF Statements to work with ROUNDUP factors… #IDontLikeMath #ItsJustTheory
  • last person in the office #excel #BlastingLilWayne #singingatmydesk
  • Takes a special kind of person to create an Excel workbook with different formatting dependent on what cell you’re in #dfu
  • I love excel, makes really unprofessional stuff look legit.

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