Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110725

image What’s your record for the number of Excel files open at one time? Did you have to stay at work an extra minute, to close them all?

  • 50 #excel spreadsheets open at work.. 5 short of my record set on monday.. #organizationiskey
  • Hmmm…this Excel workbook I’m crunching data in will soon have over 40 worksheets. No wonder it’s taking me so long to do the analysis.
  • Who knows somebody that can work Excel perfectly. I will pay for service. Lemme know ASAP!
  • Do you know why "Excel" and "Excedrin" start off with the same four letters? Because you can’t work in the one without taking the other.
  • Justin’s 2nd irrational fear is that excel won’t work and he will destroy his computer by violently throwing it #thingsthatwillgetyoufired
  • Unbelievably, I stayed at work over a minute later than necessary to put borders around cells in Excel because I was enjoying it.
  • Or could Excel more reliably and completely let me know when AutoRecover fails to work?
  • I so want to be out on that patio having a mojito instead of at work doing those darn excel reports!
  • OMG. I was going to open a spreadsheet but my mind blanked on which one!
  • New word: Concatenation. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concatenation #Excel #imagenius
  • My spreadsheet crashed and I lost the data. Stupid computer! You left Excel open all night without saving. Hard for me to show sympathy.
  • Watching an animated timeline presentation created Excel. Using columns as slides. #thatscreative
  • Peeple who use #Excel to create documuents with a TOC and indexes are either just #stupid or too cheap to buy Acrobat…
  • mmmm, I just made a beautiful pivot chart. Great things happen at midnight! #excel
  • What’s the opposite of "Text to Columns" in #Excel? You would think it’d be Merge, but no such luck. #help #tech
  • I work in an office. Coldplay are here now, working on the Excel spreadsheet for their next album.
  • Spent 30 minutes conceptually solving an Excel problem and then discovered a built in function that does exactly what I wanted. Oh well.

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