Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110728

imageYou can lead an Excel user to macros, but you can’t make him enable. Please keep that in mind when you’re speaking Excel, or trying to divide by zero.

  • Have you reached the maximum number of cells allowed in an excel worksheet? I have. Twice. In 1 day.
  • Made serious progress with the data today. Good work excel, you’re being nice for a change.
  • Just spent several hours creating several spreadsheets because a new manager wants 2 months of status and only speaks Excel. #fml
  • I love it when Excel says Macros are disabled, I simply say "Thanks! I dunno how to use em anyway!"
  • I just yelled at an excel spreadsheet. How many bad ideas can fit on one effing page? Seriously, was this a contest?
  • When my boss tries to tell me that you can in fact divide by zero and I must be doing something wrong in the excel file I’m working on #dumb
  • I love when Excel does funny things, like sum a selected range of date. "03/29/3651" is so helpful!
  • #thatawkwardmoment when excel crashes and you didn’t save the document…I should never ever encounter this problem :/
  • Learning how to do work on excel at work… A little more difficult then I thought.
  • I cannot stand the two extra sheets in an excel workbook.
  • I have all these great ideas but I can’t for the life of me work out how to make it happen. Damn you excel! #excelfail
  • I know how to use excel. I just didn’t know it did charts. At least half of that statement is untrue.
  • I think I have a problem…why does a smile come to my face when I am working on Excel?
  • Excel just erased my last four hours of work. Flabbergasted beyond belief, contemplating self-harm, etc. #researchassistantlife
  • i love how when i feel like i’ve finally got a grip on excel, it decides to throw new things at me and make me feel dumb. O_o
  • There really needs to be an easier way to do clustered stacked column charts in excel 2007 than the work-around hack I found. #datageekery
  • If I threw up right now, an Excel spreadsheet would come out of my mouth.
  • No heteros. "No heteros?!" "…Ohhh! No header rows!" #DADT #microsoft #excel

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