Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110803

image Shocking news – the paperclip guy in Excel actually helped someone! Maybe he showed someone how to turn off AutoCorrect.

  • Note to self: excel is NoT a drawing software. I spent an hour drawing a stupid flange in excel
  • I’m so sad I created a spreadsheet that shows you how much each player cost per point earned last year. #loser
  • Thank you Excel for letting me know that 1=1 is "TRUE". Love smartass programs when I have a typo.
  • In bed with a calculator and Excel document. New things are coming!
  • I’m not sure I’m going to survive this data set. Please tell Excel when I’m gone that I loved it well, not wisely.
  • Can one become cross-eyed from using excel for 2 weeks straight – I may actually be going thru’ withdrawal symptoms of "real code" #FML
  • I am pushing CTL+S on my Excel spreadsheet every 10 seconds just to make sure I save my work before the power goes out! #Halifax
  • Dear Computer, please can I have my spreadsheet back (with the data). Kind Regards, Tracy.
  • Microsoft Excel Tip of the Day 8/2: The bigger the graph marker, the smaller the standard error. Heh heh heh.
  • Handing in my IT Nerd card on account of spending most of my day in Outlook and Excel #fml
  • Found a needle in a haystack today when I got to sift through 18,000+ rows in excel. Condensed down to 10ish problem rows. 😀
  • My boss can’t operate spreadsheet formulas so I’ve spent the week having to Excel…I hate workplace irony
  • When I’m bored, I re-make my fall schedule in Excel and color code it….
  • Hell is a place where you have to make Excel documents and there is no way to turn off autocorrect.
  • I got to play computer tech for my co-worker again. What problem did I solve? Maximizing the window in Excel. #awesome 🙂
  • For all of u that care I got my spreadsheet to work… Something to do with the formula thingy. Mr paperclip helped me!

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