Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110806

imageNo details on what that “stupid thing” was, that caused the Excel problems, but maybe it was a 3-D chart.

  • Has anyone EVER been able to use #excel gazilion lines on a normal computer…great idea but would need a mainframe to maintain! #epic hang
  • I don’t believe it. I’ll take an excel wizard IB analyst any day over the 15yr old. Problem is they get no time off to compete.
  • Few things make you feel as nerdy as fixing someone’s bizarre Excel problem.
  • Discovered the category colors in excel. My email now looks like a rainbow, and I LOVE it!
  • my boss is so tired of me praising excel she signed up for a 10 week course. (you can laugh, it’s ok)
  • Grr, figuring out how to automatically number 100 rows in excel. I don’t see the stupid fill handle they’re talking about!! #in
  • After a certain level of complexity, there are simply better solutions than a giant, cumbersome, unsustainable excel workbook.
  • I did the stupid thing in Excel 2007, and it wiped out my computer so badly I had to unplug and do a cold restart and it’s STILL acting up.
  • People, for the love of Excel, let’s NOT use 3-D charts unless your data have a third dimension or a need for the Z-axis. I’m begging here.
  • Crying quietly at my desk because of a stupid Excel spreadsheet. Ughhhhhh
  • reminder to myself: NEVER sort an excel list with 250K++ rows.
  • Excel used to be a basic, functional program that did exactly what you wanted it to. It has become the bastard love child of Word and PP.
  • Just wasted 1.5 hours waiting for an Excel filter to work its magic. #fml
  • I’m a boss with Excel today. And by that I mean: I’ve had good luck copying and pasting formulas after a quick search.
  • Built excel pivot where, after a database refresh, the cells change color when performances reach a certain capacity. I LOVE THAT RED COLOR
  • Geeking out with Excel. Who knew pivot tables and formulas could be so fun? Maybe I should have taken #VBA in b-school…
  • My friend keeps asking why its taking me so long……she obviously does not understand my "SPREADSHEET METHOD"
  • My #excel skills are leet, yo. My custom formulas bring the girls to my yard, damn right they’re better than yours. #spreadsheethomie

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  1. Hi Debra,

    That bottom one is hilarious. I wonder if writing my custom functions on my car will help me score chicks. Hmm, might try on a neighbour’s car first and see what happens 🙂

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