Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110813

imageIf you colour code the entire Excel sheet, drink gallons of coffee, and watch a movie about monkeys, maybe the pivot table will work.

  • #excel crash. so long work. i will attempt to craft a twin version, only stronger.
  • my waterfall chart is now the most awesome one ever 😀 Excel triumph #didntknowihaditinme
  • Love my stats and metrics – because they *look* good, and because they *are* !! Best friend with excel again :))
  • Success is not made by hardwork and integrity alone. But by gallons of coffee, excel sheets, flyer miles and atleast one ulcer #suchislife
  • I honestly think the most important things I’ve learnt during this dissertation are the advanced functions of Word and Excel.
  • Now Excel’s being difficult. Getting mightily fed up. At least I have a bottle of something cold in the fridge for later.
  • If a train leaves Chicago going to NY at 60 mph, and an airplane leaves Seattle going to NY at 400mph, why won’t this pivot table work?
  • Srsly wth Wompa? What is the #1 rule of editing the spreadsheet? "You don’t talk about editing the spreadsheet?" -Bread/Leo
  • Lull in work after quite some time. I hope to not see #Excel ‘s face today.
  • My team lead ready to kill me cause I color coded this whole damn excel sheet! LMFAO!
  • Seeing as this Excel course cost work over £150 I’m gonna make full advantage of the free biscuits and hot chocolate. #nomnomnom
  • Sometimes my excel graphs look like works of modern art. #GeekTweet
  • To celebrate excel ruining my afternoon I shall see a movie about monkeys taking over the world
  • the only job i can find and it has to do with excel spreadsheets. i’d rather kill myself than work with them.
  • If I lose one more nested Excel macro I’m going to throw a mouse at the first guy with glasses I see *=if()*
  • Done with primary and secondary tasks at work. Guess I can work on my Inception-style pivot table. #pivotinapivotinapivotinapivot
  • 2 things can realllyy test ur patience.. Girls n MS Excel!

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