Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110827

imageIf VLOOKUP is worth a dinner and movie, then pivot tables should be rewarded with at least a weekend at the spa. Or a small car.

  • Just got movie tickets and a gift card for supper out for teaching someone to do vlookups in Excel. Wonder what I’ll get for pivot tables
  • I need someone who’s an Excel expert to explain why the workbook I spent six hours on yesterday & saved opened up virtually empty.
  • I love when Excel for Mac spends 10 minutes "Updating font menu" when I haven’t installed any new fonts.
  • Oh excel. I’m hungover, please don’t let me somehow select infinity cells and lock the pc so i have to exit you and lose my work.
  • Intrigued & disturbed by my love for all things Excel. Who’d have thought a publishing degree would make me dream about beautiful formulae?
  • I happily clicked ‘close’ without looking at the excel workbook. NOW I HAVE TO RE-DO EVERYYYYYTHING!!! 🙁
  • Nerds scoff at Excel but it would take a couple hours of coding to do the stuff KSham is pulling out if this pivot table in seconds.
  • One of my class at UTDallas is virtually on MS excel! No paper work, go excel!
  • I finally finish this week long project and my boss goes, okay now take that data and do something useful with it in Excel…. -_______-
  • The awkward moment when your spreadsheet formula doesn’t work & you realise you spelt count wrong …
  • I wrote this custom function in VBA Excel which changes an amount into words — is it weird that I love it? XD
  • When you click on the "Insert Table" button in Word, it should just open up an Excel workbook.
  • I generally have a love-hate relationship with Excel. Right now though, it’s just hate. #dissertation
  • Dear Microsoft. Excel is slowly but effectively ruining my life. Love from Jack xxx

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