Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110902

image How would you define proficiency in Excel? Pivot tables? Macros? Ability to sense the blue screen of death?

  • My IT guy just told me he can see the Matrix…he can see the Matrix but can’t take the cell protection off my excel spreadsheet.
  • You know it’s time for #VBA when you open an #Excel workbook and see "not enough system resources to display completely" #overhaul
  • Have made a thing in excel so I can work out how much holiday I’m owed/have to take. I am having a very wild Friday night in the office.
  • Marshes on fire…blame the illuminati. My pivot table won’t update…it’s the illuminati. International call rates…illuminati
  • Automating PowerPivot Refresh operation from VBA http://t.co/WdfoZkU #Excel #PowerPivot #VBA
  • Business cat in the office & she just discovered my computer monitor, ruh roh. Cats love excel!
  • This lady rated herself a 5 (the highest) in excel, then I asked her about special formulas and pivot tables and she had no clue #interviews
  • Excel is singlehandedly killing my creativity one spreadsheet at a time.
  • My computer doesn’t appreciate the Excel formulas I am using.
  • OH: "need emergency air lift out of this spreadsheet jockey den." #FridayAfternoonInDunwoody
  • sooo glad making excel charts somehow became part of my job #sarcasm
  • Isn’t the find ans replace the best thinhg about excel.. oh wait next to Vlookup.. or the data text to column… and pivot table..
  • you know your priorities have changed when you get pumped about a pivot table you’ve created.
  • Oooo. Excel doesn’t like pivot-table reports on 222k with of patient records. I sense the blue screen of death is near.
  • do you know any spreadsheet technology that can beat #excel ? | i don’t think so. #microsoft
  • Spoke to a friend whose job interview Q went as follows: Do u know Macros, Pivot, vlookup on excel? Hmmn, so THAT defines proficiency? 🙂
  • Very cool: Tips and Tricks: Mapping Data to a Map of the World in a PowerPivot Workbook: http://t.co/V8ePZ0m

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