Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110912

image Never sign up for an Excel workshop on parade day. That could lead to wine drinking, and crying.

  • Why do I even try and learn on my own anymore? An hour of screwing with an Excel spreadsheet=nothing. 32 seconds on Google=everything’s done
  • wow, having to google how to create a dropdown list in an excel spreadsheet. icky.
  • Everyone at work is too busy putting out fires to listen to my excited squeals about conquering excel.
  • I love unrolling huge "scrolls" (workshop flipcharts), covered in post-its and crazy cartoons, while suits work in Excel at nearby desks
  • How is it possible avoid horrid stares when sat in Childs section of library? I was sat with a spreadsheet etc but still treated like crap
  • Is it sick that I really like MS Excel so that I dream of creating the next big analytics report/tool in predictive or forecasting modeling?
  • Lets face it we all have one common enemy when it comes to work…Microsoft Excel !
  • Today I have made a spreadsheet budget. It’s so beautiful in its over-complication that I want to cry. #thisismytherapy
  • Doing excel spreadsheet in the morning is tiring
  • Few people understand the supreme joy that comes from looking at a professionally polished and complete excel spreadsheet.
  • Reorganizing data inside a giant Excel spreadsheet is the definition of mind-numbing work.
  • I never knew how fun excel could be. The highlight of my life is learning new tricks with excel. Sadly chapter 1 has only 45 pages left.
  • Never thought I would say this, but I work better in excel organizing thoughts and ideas than on paper.
  • Drinkin’ that wine…errr, I mean… productively reviewing that Excel spreadsheet.
  • This afternoon’s work resulted in a prettily coloured Excel workbook. Perfect use of my skills there.
  • Finally on the way home. That’s a ‘filling in an audit spreadsheet’ day that I’m not getting back :-/ #fb
  • 1500 words, a spreadsheet, graph & equations, and still only half way through :'(
  • I love food, I don’t love spreadsheets. 33 years I’ve managed without Excel and now it is my nemesis #brainmelt
  • Its frosh week, there’s a parade going on outside, its 29 degrees and I’m in a 7.5 hour financial modeling Excel workshop… #fml

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