Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110913

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageIf your brain isn’t quite ready for Excel, try taking things step-by-step, to avoid a complete cell meltdown!

  • My brain isn’t ready for Excel and Pivot Tables yet! #tooearly
  • The last 2 hours of hate/confusion was resolved by refreshing all data in my pivot table. It doesn’t update with saves.
  • Just seen Excel 2010 for the first time. Looks good. Hope it’s easier to get rid of the zero’s on a worksheet than in 2007 🙂
  • My life is over. Missed a parentheses when calculating my values in excel. There goes 7% of my grade. FML.
  • I like how many of the functions and spreadsheet linking in Excel was born from the mind of a lazy programmer. #toolazytotypeinstuff
  • Nasty behavior in #Excel 2010: arbitrarily changes and distorts all my chart dimensions. Have to recreate a workbook with 40+ charts!
  • A donor sings ‘Fly me to the moon, and let me play among the stars. Let me see what Spring is like in Excel cell D6.’ (needs work)
  • YouTube is great for everything! Just taught myself excel and another spreadsheet program with it. Amazing
  • I hit CTRL+P to print an Excel worksheet the same time an IM pops up… And you print the IM… Oh, Microsoft you’re so helpful…
  • I have come to the conclusion that Microsoft Excel is stupid and lame and I hate it. That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.
  • this prison of a spreadsheet can wait.it can wait for me to melt its cells until numbers deform and devalue in a puddle some dog can slurp.
  • My brother wants me to create a spreadsheet for him in Excel. If I don’t do it I will show all my schooling was a joke lol
  • Asking a designer to work with excel is a crime against humanity. #anticonformists #crime #excelsucks
  • no problem. Mind you, you don’t need Excel 2 tell you the Kiwis will win!!
  • I’m using excel. I hate excel.
  • I’m going excel ‘cross eyed’ this morning… charts, graphs and reporting work for a client… more coffee required!
  • Am doing the step-by-step (ooh baby!) way of doing work. Step1 open financials excel workbook. Done.

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