Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110916

image Is your Excel world a commuter train, with suits and laptops, or is it magical land, with rainbows and unicorns?

  • About to open Excel and start the dreaded spreadsheet. I loathe spreadsheets. I think in unicorns, rainbows and cotton candy. Eww, numbers.
  • Crushing this excel project today. This is the first time I have used lookups and pivot tables #latebloomer.
  • My spreadsheets are a work of art. Multi page documents all link together into the Voltron of Excel.
  • Working on some gene lists. The part I knew how to code took a few minutes. The part I did on websites/Excel took all night… #bigdata
  • I’m sending geek love through the Internets to your Excel in hopes it will stop it from being cranky.
  • im on the train home in a suit with my laptop out editing an excel spreadsheet. I feel like such a young hotshot exec haha.
  • I’ve come to realize that my mind works a lot like an Excel Spreadsheet. Problems get matched up with the simplest solutions pretty quickly.
  • My office mate is an Excel genius & just fixed my problem in 30 seconds by creating an incredible formula of "nesting ifs." #changedmylife
  • Don’t add a column to a spreadsheet in Excel when your machine has limited memory. The hours just fly by while waiting for it to finish.
  • How anyone can write code and remain sane is one of life’s mysteries. I become disorientated using excel formulas
  • Listening to 2 guys argue about Microsoft Excel Spreadsheet, and the flaws with it. So enthralling! #PowerPointRules
  • Thought someone at work just called me an ‘immeasurable beauty’ but he was referring to the excel sheet I produced
  • Would anyone be interested in going to class for me tonight? I would be quite happy if I didn’t have to sit through someone "teaching" excel
  • Excel is such an easy class, I do my spreadsheet and spend the rest of the class on twitter…
  • What a joyous moment when data is sculptured into a form that can be dropped into a pivot table for the final chiseling to answer biz Qs.
  • Excel spreadsheet full of merged columns, pretty images, fancy borders – Its a spreadsheet. Its about the data.

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