Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110917

image Even if your boss asks you to do his Excel graphs, please don’t use words that would make your mother get out the bar of soap.

  • This morning I spent 4 hrs creating a button on a spreadsheet which inserts an incremental digit into a cell when you click it. I’m ON FIRE
  • Excel and I can’t seem to get enough of each other this semester. I’ve been working on the same spreadsheet since 10pm #CorporateFinance
  • Step 1. Get asked to do a pivot table. Step 2. Say yes. Step 3. Google ‘pivot table’.
  • Problem solved. That was strange. No idea why that happened. Must’ve clicked something weird in excel.
  • My construction partners are working on a 4.1 Million dollar job!! I completed the Excel spreadsheet MYSELF yesterday!!! Top that!!! lol
  • i’m using bad words right now. my mother would tell me to wash my mouth out with soap. it’s a swearing moment tho. stupid excel is stuck
  • Found out today that my first and only successful attempt at creating a macro is pointless due to client not having current Excel. #fml
  • To celebrate Engineer’s Day today boss has ask me work extensively on Excel sheets.
  • It’s still an huge frustration to me that I can’t have two windows of excel open. As in two screens, each with one spreadsheet.
  • Apparently my boss has never made a graph on excel before… Don’t you learn that in 4th grade?? #HowTheHellDoYouHaveAPhD???
  • I swear.If life was a game. The big bad boss one would need to kill at the end would be called "Excel" *chills down the spine*
  • why doesnt anyone do the work in this class?! everybody supposed to be in Microsoft Excel but all I see is fb, emails, online shopping, etc.
  • dear cow-orkers, "ISERROR" is a valid excel function. it does not mean that the value in the cell you are looking at is incorrect. love, woj
  • Boss: "What’s that thing you are really good at?" Me: "Excel, macros.." Boss: "No, no..TROLLING! Yes, I need you to help me…" #SMH
  • Had never heard of a pivot table in excel, now believe it to be the coolest thing in the world. It’s a thing of beauty. #irenc.
  • A coworker just called a spreadsheet I made "better than sex!" I’m just that good at Excel.

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