Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110919

image Excel can do almost anything, but you shouldn’t expect it to get marmalade out of the duvet.

  • MySQL is cool and all, but why can’t we just run a website off of a complicated Excel spreadsheet?
  • It’s only six hundred thousand cells with database references, what’s your problem excel? #waiting
  • Just created a 19th tab in an Excel workbook: Bibliography. That’s a first for me.
  • Wish me luck… I’m going to attempt my first pivot table… all by myself, from scratch… :/
  • Not motivated to work on an excel spreadsheet, twitter is more fun. #justsayin #nomotivation
  • Coffee+Excel+Archer+HDTV+Cookies=A pretty okay way to do work
  • Sitting at Starbucks creating excel sheets on my laptop, emailing from my iPad, and tweeting from my BBerry. This is stupid.
  • Jamie is enthusing about doing pivot tables in excel. The grin on his face frightens me. What has my brother become?
  • Pivot tables are for people who have insufficient excel Fu to make their own tables
  • I’ve been more interactive on Twitter this morning than with my Excel Spreadsheet.
  • It’s not what I usually do but just rescued friend’s Excel document – looked like it was attacked by Skittles. Phew! That was a close one.
  • Today I made my first spreadsheet. I still can’t get the Marmalade out of my duvet
  • I need to be churning out creativity. I can’t be stuck with figures, numbers, and excel charts.
  • But I do Excel at Work ONLY because it lets me keep a job that lets me come home to Word.
  • stupid excel. stupid median, stupid pivot tables. stupid homework

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