Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110924

image You won’t get your Excel homework done, if you keeping thinking about puppies on skateboards.

  • Trying to get Microsoft Excel to do standard deviation is like trying to teach a puppy to ride a skateboard.
  • Work told me today that they’re sending me to an Excel/macro programming class and I’m excited! I know I’m a huge geek!
  • I just showed a sergeant on base how to use excel
  • Trying to work on Excel spreadsheets while balancing an icepack on my head. This is new 😉
  • iWorry that another excel sheet will make sure that iCant excel any more in my work today.
  • Helping clare with excel sheets for her class at school. I should be charging the school for the IT consultancy I’ve put in.
  • people laughed at me when I made a spreadsheet of my Cali trip, detailed down to the 15 min. we are a family of excel lovers.
  • In 30 seconds, this class just turned from "let’s get a head start on your problem set" to "how to use excel 101" #wasteoftime
  • She had a spreadsheet ‘Marry me vs Don’t marry me’ and I found it 3 years after we got married. The cons outweighed the pros. Hahahaha.
  • Guess who just closed Excel without saving changes and lost an entire morning’s work? #thisguy Glad I wasn’t working too hard now.
  • Officially given up on lofty dreams to make it to Head in my early 30’s. Gave up a year ago when I realized I am just an Excel Monkey.
  • I am one vey uncooperative Excel graph away from being done with this stupid lab.
  • Alright. I’m a dork. I started my holiday spreadsheet. About 70% done with shopping, too.
  • I feel clever AND stupid at the same time. Mathematics + Excel does things to one’s brain.
  • This girl in my class just asked to cheat of my homework, it was so awkward because it had to be a typed excel spread sheets.
  • one new workbook a day keeps the chilling completely away #excel #fb
  • Is there any way to die in a glorious way from formatting a spreadsheet?

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